arc’teryx blindness

Finding a person attractive or more attractive only because they are wearing Arc’teryx.

*Guy wearing Arc’teryx beanie enters*
Person 1: “Wow that guy is so hot”
Person 2: “He’s mid actually, you just have Arc’teryx blindness”

by liamgallagher’stoe January 7, 2026

The Blind Monkey

if yo momma ask you “hand me that remote right there” & you mumble “you better ask the blind monkey” that “ask the blind monkey” shit replaces the look you give her when she saying bullshit before she pop yo ass

“you’re late to class again, i’ll be making a phone call to your mother asking why you’re always late” okay bitch you better ask the blind monkey

by swagmastermf November 22, 2021

D!ck Blind B!tch

Or “DBB”. 🍆🙈🐶
A) A female who will give up all morals or principles to be with a man that doesn’t benefit her and, will cut anyone off that tells her.
B) A female that will never be single will bounce man to man because she can’t live with herself refusing to heal or prioritize herself

C) A female that chooses to stay in a toxic environment/relationship. “He knows we’re home is”

Ex. Cassie seeking validation from everyone and the why she was with Nate = D!ck Blind B!tch

by ajsadan January 24, 2025

concept blindness

Concept blindness refers to the inability to perceive or understand certain ideas, concepts, or realities, often due to a lack of necessary knowledge or vocabulary to describe them. This term can be applied in various contexts, including social and cultural understanding.

In the context of social and cultural issues, concept blindness can manifest as an inability to recognize or address systemic problems such as racism or environmental destruction. This occurs when individuals lack the concepts and language to describe and understand these issues, leading to ignorance or misunderstanding of their existence and impact.

by el.manni.23 January 25, 2025

Blind date Butler

a term you use when someone picks you up or drops you off so you can go on a date/hook up

Him - wow you got to the restaurant early
Me- yeah thanks to my blind date butler

by Sexykittyluvr445 January 28, 2025

Broccoli blindness

When you are unable to indentify your teenager in a crowd of his friends due to the broccoli like haircut that all teenage boys currently have.

I was at the track meet and totally missed Tanner running. There were like 20 boys out there. It must have been a case of total broccoli blindness.

by Bob_MoneyXX January 29, 2025

Hollywood Blindness

A fairly common phenomenon associated with actors playing characters way younger than their actual age. As a result, many in society have become unable to recognize young adults by appearance.

Hollywood blindness occurs when a thirty or twenty year old is assumed to be a teenager, because of the cultural bias that their youthful appearance may be similar to the majority of young adult Hollywood actors being cast as teenagers in movies instead of actual teenagers.

''Tom Holland was cast to play Spider-Man in the Homecoming movie, portraying a 15-year old while he himself was 20 years old at the time, because of hollywood blindness people genuinely think he looks like an actual teenager.''

''I'm not sixteen, I'm twenty-eight! Hollywood really blinded you to how actual young adults look, hasn't it?''

''Grease was notorious for casting adults as teenagers. Now hollywood blindness has invested entire generations with the idea that you don't age up from being a teenager until you're past thirty three.''

by ZeroParanoia January 31, 2025