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Blind date Butler

a term you use when someone picks you up or drops you off so you can go on a date/hook up
Him - wow you got to the restaurant early
Me- yeah thanks to my blind date butler
by Sexykittyluvr445 January 28, 2025
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Broccoli blindness

When you are unable to indentify your teenager in a crowd of his friends due to the broccoli like haircut that all teenage boys currently have.
I was at the track meet and totally missed Tanner running. There were like 20 boys out there. It must have been a case of total broccoli blindness.
by Bob_MoneyXX January 29, 2025
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Hollywood Blindness

A fairly common phenomenon associated with actors playing characters way younger than their actual age. As a result, many in society have become unable to recognize young adults by appearance.

Hollywood blindness occurs when a thirty or twenty year old is assumed to be a teenager, because of the cultural bias that their youthful appearance may be similar to the majority of young adult Hollywood actors being cast as teenagers in movies instead of actual teenagers.
''Tom Holland was cast to play Spider-Man in the Homecoming movie, portraying a 15-year old while he himself was 20 years old at the time, because of hollywood blindness people genuinely think he looks like an actual teenager.''

''I'm not sixteen, I'm twenty-eight! Hollywood really blinded you to how actual young adults look, hasn't it?''

''Grease was notorious for casting adults as teenagers. Now hollywood blindness has invested entire generations with the idea that you don't age up from being a teenager until you're past thirty three.''
by ZeroParanoia January 31, 2025
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Blind-beaming

The act of pissing in the dark with no intention of getting it in the toilet bowl
“Great the lights not working guess it’s time for some blind-beaming
by Beau_the_smeg February 7, 2025
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blinding stew

Stew that blinds people for 24 hours, One day blinding stew that you feed to your children to stop them biting hair by blinding them for a day.
Dave: "my daughter is biting my hair what do I do?"
Lynda, Georgia, Rebecca, rei, and lizzy: "feed her blinding stew that makes her blind for 1 day"
by Marshywanderer March 1, 2025
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Reading Blindness

When there's a term in a text/book you are reading, and you don't know what the term means, nor is it being defined further into the text. You don't understand what the term adds to the context of what you're reading.
"This topic deals with the philosophy of egalitarianism. It plays a great part in..."

You: "Um... reading blindness much? Is this going to explain what egalitarianism is to us or no?"
by vvaerea March 2, 2025
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Butt Blind

The phenomenon when a person becomes completely unaware of plumber’s cracks, due to being exposed to so many.
Mark didn’t even bat an eye when his co-worked bent over, he was butt blind.
by flybotworld March 7, 2025
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