bastardise

it simply means to make someone a bastard.

"why did I have to bastardise our new son?!?!?!"

by Dannyisjesus December 28, 2005

Bastard Shaft

(noun)- A vibrator, A jackass, assbutt, or dumbass, one who is very stupid, One who bears semblance to, or traits of, a vibrator.

You vibrating Bastard Shaft! Why would you cook bacon with your shirt off?!?!

by -Devon- February 5, 2009

times new bastard

An unofficial font where every fourth letter in a word is suddenly comic sans while the rest is times new Roman thought it may just be every fourth letter.

Unable to give example
Times new bastard: every fourth letter of each word is comic sans while the rest is times new Roman

by JackleRaid October 7, 2020

bastard hole

One hole which is such as therefore what is such as a hole of which one is a bastard.

Get the hell off my kool-aid, bastard hole.

by sgmpornstarr August 14, 2011

Diago-Bastard

The asshole you decides to take up two parking spaces in a busy parking lot because they think someone may park too close to their beaten up ghetto-mobile.

"That Diago-Bastard parked across two parking spots, I am never gonna get to the blue-light special in K-Mart."

by Krista-Lise May 6, 2005

basstard

basstard

a snappy (that i thought i invented:P) come-back to counter being called a gaytarist. (guitarist)we all know guitar is better than bass! ;)

example of using basstard in an every day musicians life

2 dudes sitting, followed by being bored and silent

dude1: oh my god ur such a dick
dude2: that was random....u GAY-tarist
dude!: WHAT??? guitar is better than bass man...ur such a BASS-tard.
dude2: ooooohhhh touche, mate, touche.

by metal ninja June 1, 2006

moranic bastard

someone conciderd as a moron and a bastard pute together.

guy: theres that bitch shes a moron

girl: ya i heard she doesnt know who her dad is and her moms a hooker

guy: ya...shes a bastard

girl: no way man shes a moranic bastard.

by *~Jennerz*~ May 9, 2005