Blast the shaft

When a guy uses a removable shower head to blast the shaft of his penis.

Johnny: Yesterday I was blasting my shaft(blast the shaft) and it was amazing.

by SmileyFaceGuy April 22, 2009

blast

To intensely focus one's exercise.

Oh man, I'm totally ready to go blast my abs right about now.

by gangstasucka187 February 3, 2010

blagtimonious

Saw something totally lame/indignant/wrong on the blagosphere.

Dude, that was blagtimonious. Seriously.

See also xkcd #181 and/or Rule #34

(or your mom)

by SixToSevenTimes February 4, 2010

Baftoon

A rare crossbreed of a Baboon, a Buffoon and a Looney Toon. Said to have originated some time in the 1960s when Walt Disney went on safari in Africa and smuggled a baboon home to his studios. Around the same period, Tom Cruise was born.

Sub species of a Baftard

Also used as a derogatory term for Scientologist

"I have to get a rabies shot because a Baftoon bit me"

by E*Rock October 21, 2010

BLAST

to be good

That boy is BLAST at football

by DJ225BOI November 10, 2010

Blast Liar

A person who lies because it makes them sound cool. This person will probably be wearing mismatching clothes, chunky socks sticking out of boots, and funky glasses.

If I make up a FAKE Indi band called the "flannel hearts", and ask you if you like them, and you say "I love the Flannel Hearts!"....then you, my friend, are a BLAST LIAR.

by TNUC4L April 21, 2011

Blastassem

Pronounced:Blast-Ass-Em

Definition: When 4 letters isn't enough to describe a spectacular event

Plural: Is spelt with a Z because grammar isn't "Blastassem"

Example:
Human#1:Wow, great shot
Human#2:That was epic (4 letter word)
Human#3:Blastassem

by 2digits December 8, 2011