spreadin ham

Spreading your ass cheeks while having sex. Spreading your ass cheeks while taking a shit. Basically spreading your ass cheeks for any reason.

Oh look! Mark is spreadin ham behind that tree.

by markassamous October 15, 2013

ham pencil

Slang term for one's own penis.

Johnny Bagholder got caught rolling his ham pencil.

by Joshbert Andersands March 25, 2007

Ham Sliced

; to get drunk

We're gonna get so ham sliced tonight, bro!

by shannaxo August 19, 2011

Ham MEATer

A measurement system for how unstoppable and amazing something is in any type of sport or competition setting.
HAM- The best of the BEST
turkey-Pretty good
Chicken-Average
Bologna- not so good
tuna- the worst..FAIL

-"did u see that spike! thats a HAM on the HAM MEATer!"

-"I don't even think there is a level for that on the HAM MEATer..u just completely embarrassed yourself"

by V-Squad vb October 07, 2010

Christmas Ham

The act of fist-pounding during christmas or making a fist bump over something Christmas related.

Person 1:You're going to get the newest{insert game series name here}? CHRISTMAS HAM!

Action: *fist bump now*

Person 1 & 2: YEAH!!

by Mr6507 December 28, 2010

Ham Sandwich

Although usually used as a punishment for bad sex, a ham sandwich can also be something for kinky and wierd chicks. It begins with a man walking up and down a girls body with his legs stratilling her body (she is laying down and he is standing) he then shits all over her untill he is done. He then continues by pissing all over her body. He finally completes the sandwich by laying on top of her.

Dude, that chich was so bad last night i had to give her a ham sandwich.

by Lonestar Comet June 11, 2008

clapping the ham

Yet another phrase which relates to the act of masturbation, named after the great man clapham

he spent all afternoon "clapping the ham"

by clappy van winkle April 10, 2003