pie in the face

This is a move created for the up-tight women who think they are gods gift to the world created from Dallas, TX. During a blow job, when a guy is about to go, she refuses to swallow or have you go in her mouth. Some women even go to the extent to say "I dont want that STUFF anywhere near me," well this is for you girls. When you are releasing your load, go in your hand. Without her knowing it rub it in her face. A swirling motion gets the best results, and smacking it on her face is for the brave at heart.

I was fed up with her being prude, the job was not done, so i gave her a pie in the face.

by Biffy Malibu April 23, 2006

pie hole

a hole into which pies are inserted

Put the pie in the pie hole.

by Bentley Smith May 19, 2004

ass pie

1. A word used by Retards to insult someone with asbergers syndrome.
2. An emo who says he has asbergers symndrome just to make himself look spacial.

1. UMMMM,,,, i cant think of one, sorry.
2. That ass pie was using his status as an aspie to make the girls like him better.

by InSaNeBaGeLmAn December 9, 2008

Shepherd's Pie

The name given to the crap you take immediately after a large meal.

"Wow that was a great buffet. I have to go take a shepherd's pie now."

"Yeah Toby eats a lot but he always has to take shepherd's pies right after."

by Amazing in Progress February 11, 2009

Placenta Pie

The placenta of a women is removed after deliver of a baby during the 3rd stage of delivery, approx. 2 hours after birthing the placenta, it is added to a mixture of ingredients and made into the pie of all pies

Doctor: now that you delivered the baby the placenta pie will be ready in about 3 hours to celebrate!

by Abdulah-Josh February 8, 2009

spicy pie

A girl is tossing your salad, you pass gas, and then proceed to make out with her, a Spicy Pie. Mmmmm, good.

I did the raunchiest thing last night, my girl was eating my ass like pudding, and i ripped and then we fuckin made out. It was a Spicy Pie.

by Michael T III November 7, 2007

Scream Pie

The act of doing a cream pie in a chicks asshole and as that is happening scream as loud as you can then donkey punching her till she passes out

Guy 1 - i was fucking my girlfriend last night and she asked me to Scream Pie her.

Guy 2 - how did it go?

Guy 1 - she is still passed out

by Jard Radar July 8, 2010