foam hammer

Another way of calling someone a tool, however as a tool is a useful item this could be construed as a compliment. A foam hammer on the other hand is a tool that would be completely useless.

That guys is a foam hammer, he can't even drive a car!

by squidy_squid December 7, 2006

hit the frog with a hammer

1.) getting the problem at hand over with
2.) making a cheese sandwich

1.) The problem is mounting, so we mind as well hit the frog with a hammer.
2.) I am really hungry, so I will go hit the frog with the hammer.

by Ted Blombaum January 8, 2005

Pump with an underground hammer

getting a handjob while the chick jams her thumb in and out of your ass.

So im getting a handjob from this ten dollar whore and the next thing you know im getting a pump with an underground hammer .

by Dick Fitzwell Esq September 1, 2009

big black hammer

a huge black dick

martha didnt like choking on the big black hammer

by nightraven May 29, 2014

Toledo Hammer Drop

A Toledo Hammer Drop is when you are virtually being shit on at your job, which ends being a quandary because you don't enjoy it, but you get paid to tolerate it

Dude, my jobs is a complete Toledo hammer drop.

by Moosushi July 15, 2010

Missouri Mountain Hammer

A redneck built like a lumber jack, who has a penis so big, he can break boulders with the slap of his giant cock.

“Did you hear what Greg did?

I heard he roughed up Angie pretty good.

That’s what a Missouri Mountain Hammer will do to a pretty little thing.”

by Dudeman the Dingleberry God February 20, 2023

Alabama hammer slammer

When two males are fuck in a woman and pull out and slosh her in both temples with their ducks resulting in knocking her out.

Hey girl you wanna be Alabama hammer slammered

by Mcfudge21 February 15, 2017