french turkey

At a special time during the year when your French girls come over, you are going to want to bake them into your French turkey. There are many different seasonings you can use, so you will have to be careful with the crevice of your French girl. Of course there might be some disagreement at first, but when they see how hot and tan they will be after being buttered and baked at 350, they will change their minds. You cannot resist the French turkey. SO HOT MAN. SO HOT.

That girl is so pale, i want to cook her up like a french turkey.

by Cpt tickletits November 25, 2014

turkey timer

A slang term for a fully charged / hard clitoris. So called because of its resemblance to the timer that pops out when a frozen turkey is finished baking.

One stroke on her turkey timer and she was gushing like Niagara Falls.

by anoldviolin July 21, 2016

Sliced Turkey

an unexpected success

our second place win was sliced turkey

by Vics Vapor Rub November 16, 2016

Dream Turkey

Someone that has an idea of how the world works that is completely and totally at odds with the way the world really works. Which when acted upon leads to most certain mishap.

Someone who, to the naked eye, appears to be alert and engaged in the task at hand who in reality has no idea what they are doing though they have convinced themselves that they have it all under control.

This guy told everyone, "Yeah I know how to reverse a boat down a slip into the water." the fucking dream turkey then proceeded to put my brand new truck three feet underwater. The best part was the boat was still on land what a complete and total dream turkey...

by island chicken. October 28, 2015

turkey sub

when eat out a thanksgiving turkey while she's under the influence of suboxone

is that katrina yeah, john loves to eat that turkey sub

by Timothy m mendes November 17, 2019

smoked turkey

When it is thanksgiving and you get really really high

Collin: Oh man look at Spencer, he just ripped his bong! That is one smoked turkey!

by HighNiggis November 28, 2019

Turkey Rebellion

Known as Thanksgiving, prior to the year 2020, where Blue State Governors and associated local Health Officials channel their inner King George, mandating masks in your home with your loved ones while watching football and eating typically dry Turkey. Everyone's here for the booze and the sides so leave us alone!

Hey bro- Phil Murphy and/or Gavin Newsom can suck it, we're coming to your house anyways, Thanksgiving 2020 is now called Turkey Rebellion! We threw tea into the harbor- what do they expect!

by Real Clear Gadsen Flag November 18, 2020