mookie monster

Name that NBA players gave to Gloria James, Lebron's mom, because she was known for having sexual relations with several NBA players.
MJ was so sick during "the flue game", because he thought he was the father of mookie monster's son. Later on, it was known that Dell Curry, was the father of that kid.
by Trump was elected president January 06, 2017
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JR. MONSTER

Street slang for the herpes simplex virus.
by summershit November 16, 2003
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Monster Parade

When a group of men do a conga line while inserting themselves inside the person in front of them.
Ay bro we did a Monster Parade at the bathhouse last night.
by IToppleGovernments September 13, 2021
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Puzzle Monster

A bad dude/thing in a game that can only be beaten with a specific, usually obscure tactic or item.
Trolls, the classic puzzle monster of D&D, can only be killed by fire and acid. If you don't have those, you're basically screwed.
by Arananthi January 04, 2012
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hooded monster

I’ve heard that James has a hooded monster in those pants”
by Johntheattack helicopter February 09, 2018
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tool monster

A person who is trying so hard to fit it, it gets to the point of Frankenstein proportions, and people are almost afraid of how out of control they are and how hard they are trying. They are so ridiculous its monstorous. Its beyond the regular tool, as it goes above and beyond the normal call. You almost feel sorry for them.
Jake needs to stop trying so hard. He doesnt even like Pabst. Hes going to become a tool monster at this rate.
by rising_son July 06, 2011
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The Canel Monster

A mythical monster that lurks around the canals in The Netherlands and likes to eat up the locals an tourist.
The canel monster lurked amounts the waters at night looking for it's next victim.
by Baylien Culture December 24, 2021
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