Frank: Hey Bryan, what are u going to wear for Holloween this year?
Bryan: Umm, my dad is going to watch some gay porn and beat his dick like an Iraqi Soldier and then once hes at his fullest, hes going to blow his insane load on my face and then I'm going to let it harden overnight; its called a Jizz Mask
Bryan: Umm, my dad is going to watch some gay porn and beat his dick like an Iraqi Soldier and then once hes at his fullest, hes going to blow his insane load on my face and then I'm going to let it harden overnight; its called a Jizz Mask
by imSuck September 04, 2006
Gathering around 10-15 gay men, having them all jizz into a cup, then transfer the jizz to a balloon, tie it up, and yell BOMBS AWAY! And throw the jizz filled balloon at your unsuspecting victim.
Absul was being a little bitch so we got the men's locker room to make us a nice homemade Jizz Grenade to get him back.
by FapCommander October 13, 2009
by Tyler Shmow November 24, 2007
1.Ruining something new;spoiling someone's fun
2.Making something good look bad
Part of speech: verb
Other forms:to jizz on the cake,jizzed on the cake
Possessive: jizzing on my/her/his/their cake
2.Making something good look bad
Part of speech: verb
Other forms:to jizz on the cake,jizzed on the cake
Possessive: jizzing on my/her/his/their cake
Pete:"check out my sweet new ride"
John:"ehh it has some little scratch marks over here"
Pete:"ok so its used"
John" and these rims arent that nice"
Pete:"Stop jizzing on the cake!!!"
John:"ehh it has some little scratch marks over here"
Pete:"ok so its used"
John" and these rims arent that nice"
Pete:"Stop jizzing on the cake!!!"
by Magicoa October 24, 2009
A special glass condom used when having hardcore homosexual anal intercourse with a goldfish. Usually used with gallons of anal lube. Also known as a Daughtrey.
Hey hand me a jizz balloon, just got a new goldfish and I'm feeling lucky!
Can you spare me a Daughtrey, I left my jizz balloons at home, and I won't get that damn goldfish pregnant again!
Can you spare me a Daughtrey, I left my jizz balloons at home, and I won't get that damn goldfish pregnant again!
by ~Pimp Ninja~ October 17, 2010
1. Another way to say f-ed up.
2. Messed up; disabled; particularly old people suffering from the mental affects of old age.
2. Messed up; disabled; particularly old people suffering from the mental affects of old age.
Those Twilight books are so jizzed up I want to kill myself!
Grandpappy Johnny's so jizzed up, he told me today that I look like God!!
Grandpappy Johnny's so jizzed up, he told me today that I look like God!!
by igotthedefs February 14, 2009
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