Jerking My Glerkin

Jerking off.

(E.g. Punching the clown, beating your meat, spanking the monkey, tug a war with Cyclopes.)

Hey Fred what are you doing? I'm jerking my glerkin!

by Stale Chip™ April 15, 2014

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Jerk off tent

A place to go,and be alone,or to masturbate.

Dan said he had to poop,but i think he went to the jerk off tent.

I am going to the jerk off tent to be alone.
Wheres that?
The garage.

by Arab Beezy June 04, 2017

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No jerk off January

A parodi to no nut november a challenge bestoved to us by the anciet gods every male must try to complete this challenge only the strongest of men will succed and go to fab forever febuary rules: only one chance no more no passes your a weakling if you say you have a pass

Guy 1: dude im so horny gonna go home and jerk off
Guy 2: you pathetic weakling not taking the anciet no jerk off january challenge

by Smolboi420420 November 02, 2020

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Jerk me swole

You want a girl the jerk you off buff or you say it when mad or when horny and even being funny.

When you want a girl to "Yes JERK ME SWOLE!" or when horny "I want to be jerked swole." or when mad " FUCKKKKKKK JUST JERK ME SWOLE!" and then finally when happy. "Jerk me swole hahahah!"

by AnuttaHandjob January 02, 2017

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