cooking a wellington

The act of wrapping a welshmans john thomas in tin foil and gently warming over a scented candle flame

I can't come out tonight, I'm cooking a wellington

by yyoogghhuurrtt December 19, 2013

The Raymond Cook

when a male repeatedly calls a male coworker a homo in hopes that he will leave his heterosexual life behindfor a homosexual life together.

I've been giving him the raymond cook him for 2 years now and he still hasn't figured it out.

by Raymond Matthew Cook December 7, 2018

Cooked

When someone gets beat at something bad, demolished, pulverized and/or utterly destroyed.

Did you guys hear Mike and Kris straight up Cooked Deeanna and Anthony on the pool table?

by FargoMan July 24, 2024

Arthur cooke

Arthur Cooke is literally he most sexy individual man alive. He is just really epicly cool and radical and he has lots of friends who never make fun of him

Dont you wish Arthur Cooke loved you?

by Small skinny January 15, 2021

kristy cook

Cheats on all her mans and takes loads of seman and loves juicy cock from number 18 quarterback

kristy cook love anal

by Alex baugh January 23, 2024

I'm cooked

Another way of saying "I'm done for" or "I'm screwed". Usually something said by someone who believes they are unlovable

"No one wants me, I'm cooked"

by WeirdAlLover February 25, 2024

Cooked your bacon

One who catches an STD or infection of the genitals. Originated in Yakima Valley 509.

Is that the girl who cooked your bacon???

by Panda Crew May 3, 2009