hand banana

A rapist

Basil Bergblatstein is a notorious Hand Banana.

by EsotericSwiss April 20, 2018

banana clip

A large plastic two-sided clamp style hair clip shaped like a curved magazine clip fashionable primarily in the late 1980's and early 1990's.

"Oh my God! Where did you get that bitchin' banana clip? It's like SO rad!"

by Valhans January 27, 2007

banana man

One who attempts to cross a streat with his eyes open while wearing a yellow suit and calling himself banana man

Meatwad:Couldn't I just cross the street with one eye open?

Master Shake: You could if you want to cheat, do you think cheating will get you anywhere? You might as well just wear a yellow suit and call yourself banana man, 'cause that is what you're doing,so c'mon lets see it banana man.

by bagon and crackhead October 17, 2004

skeet bananas

v. to drop banana items in Mario Kart 64, thereby causing a trailing opponent to slip on them and skid out

Scott: (belligerently) "Oh crap! I slipped on a banana and skidded into the water!"
Steve: "Yeah baby, I skeeted bananas all over that sharp turn."

Toby: "Adam, quick! Skeet bananas on that Koopa Troopa ramp! Don't let Steve get the shortcut!"
Adam: "Fuck! He got through it already! Now the Effect is on."

by Railsplitter December 24, 2008

Banana Split

The act of receiving oral from someone with a split tongue.

'You know the guy I've been dating, the one with the split tongue? He totally gave me a banana split yesterday, my clit's never been so well tongued!'

by #awkwardconvos March 6, 2014

First Banana

The leader or superior, i.e. alpha male, of a group, clique, or social hierarchy. First banana is followed by the second in command, or second banana, who has reign over all bananas (e.g. third, second, fourth banana) excluding the first. Lower bananas are typically prone to the whims of upper bananas and can even become the subject of coercion or ridicule at the superior banana's expense.

Barack Obama is first banana; Joseph Biden is second banana.

by TrickDaddy07 December 30, 2010

mom banana

a banana that is too spotty, bruised or whiffy for anyone to really want to eat but not bad enough to throw out - the type of fruit Mom will eat it since she paid good money to bring fruit into this house and it's still "good" - perfect to eat with a mom sandwich

"Want some fruit on your Cheerios?"

"All I got is a mom banana and a narsty old orange - I'll pass."

by lpeers April 15, 2010