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Nibba, why the fuck you searching up this shit you prick... better be fucking your mom after reading this!!!!!!!!
Boom i failed at fucking my moms ass
by Lil Nigorize October 11, 2018
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pathepic fail

A mixture of pathetic fail and epic fail.
*Friend has just fallen off chair*

witness: Hahahaha what a pathepic fail!!
by randomer!!! March 15, 2011
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epic fail

The term used to describe when someone makes a supreme ass of themselves as a result of failing at a reasonably simple task. Because an 'epic fail' is such an immense fail, these people are often labled "Fail Whales."
trying to impress his baby son, a dad blew bubbles in his Pepsi through a straw then without warning it erupted into a fizzy lava shooting out of his snout at 1000 miles an hour. Everyone in the restaraunt laughed including a teen who point at him and said "Epic Fail Dude"! laughing he then added "What a total Fail Whale"
by vid007 March 13, 2011
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fail-girl

fail girl means a woman (normally trans) with very bad luck. It can also be applied to cis men (often twitch personality cdawgva) on rare occasions, often followed by the word swag.
cdawgva has so much fail-girl swag
by Niiiîiiiíïkolajj November 9, 2023
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Fail

What Obama has done majorly
The Government is a fail.
by Ballbreeder December 18, 2015
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Fail

Palestina Libre y India.

India es la tierra madre de la raza Caucasians; aunque tiene todo el privelegio Caucásiano del mundo, no tiene ningún éxito. Solo la responsibilidad para todo el racismo, Colonizacion y appropriación cultural en todo el mundo. Y Caucásianos feos con autismo y confusion racial en Perú. Y Bloomfield Hills High School.

Palestina Libre? Una broma.

Caucasianos ricos sin economía propia. Aunque no está un país, Palestina Libre tiene los más PHDs per capita de todos los países del mundo. 60% de su población no trabajan; solo usan los billones de papi para obtener armas de calidad militaria. Después, lloran de privelegio Caucásiano, porque no quieren luchar en guerra que ellos mismos empezaron.

Aunque fueron parte del imperio romano, su historia como país de Europa del Sur no es algo que ellos recuerdan. Palestina Libre solo tiene una GNP per capita 1/4 de lo de Rusia.

Ellos también luchan para el privilegio de no ser llamados Caucasianos (Rashida Tlaib, Amer Zahr, Linda Sarsour, protesters en Dearborn etc).

De verdad es una broma.
Palestina Libre es el fail más epico de todo el tiempo.

No es país, la legitimación de Palestina Libre por media Caucasiana es una broma. Ellos literalmente usan los billones de papi para obtener armas de calidad militaria; después lloran porque no quieren luchar en la guerra que ellos propios empezaron.

También están responsables para confusión racial; Linda Sarsour, Rashida Tlaib, Amer Zahr. Palestina Libre luchan para el derecho de llamar a si mismos como "personas de color" porque no "quieren de ser llamados blancos".
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Failed Facial

When a guy attempts at cumming(a lot) on someone's face but a few small drops of semen comes out instead.
I wanted to cum all over the girl's face but only a few drops of semen dribbled out. It was a failed facial. It was so embarrassing.
by night_lis April 3, 2025
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