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Gold tools

The worst type of tools in the game Minecraft. Attacks and mines better, but has a short life. Choose diamond over gold.
"Hey guys! Check out my gold tools!"
*mines obsidian with gold pickaxe, breaking the pick in the process*
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"
by Supertrain12 November 23, 2019
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Tool

Someone who is sketched out to the point you have to declare that he or she is a tool, because once your a tool your always a tool
" Yo can you pass me that wrench, you tool "
by Tom Stein beaver February 21, 2009
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Tool

Someone witha huge ego, probably bullied a lot as a child
Wow dean is such a fucken tool
by anonymous March 12, 2021
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tool

Refers to both males and females who try too hard to belong to a certain clique and are usually used by normal people who hate them. Most tools and douchers alike are commonly known to have severe low self esteem and suffer a short person complex. The girlfriend of a male tool is AKA a "tool box."

"Buffalo wild wings" often harbors these tools and douchers and are commonly seen there watching MMA championships and UFC. The female tools are often tanorexic, sport a tacky belly button ring, french mani's and pedi's, over bleach their teeth and enjoy being berated by their tool boyfriends. The male tool is also tanorexic and sports some sort of a spikey gel hair-do called a "Frohawk" which gives the tool that "Just out of my mom's vagina" look. Both male and female tools sport some kind of tribal tattoos and both shop at "The Buckle."
"Dude, I'm bored. Go ask the tool if you can pee on him."

"The new guy they hired is a real tool. He's been tooling around trying to find himself a new toolbox."

"I ain't wearing no Affliction shirt! It's way too tight and I look like a tool!"
by anathema June 10, 2013
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A person with an inflated opinion of and genuine belief in his skill/prowess/intelligence who takes every opportunity to remind others of it, regardless of the skill he actually possesses. A tool may or may not actually be smart, and may also be disarmingly superficially pleasant; these attributes are irrelevant.
(1)
Tool: Hi! Nice to see you.
Unfortunate Acquaintance: Hey, you too. How's work going?
Tool: Pretty good. My team isn't quite as up to speed as I am, but I've been taking time out of my busy day to lend help and guidance to those less gifted than I. I've been pulling the whole weight of the project so far. It's a good thing this is my area of expertise.
Unfortunate Acquaintance: I think I'm allergic to you.

(2) see the video resume "Impossible is Nothing"
by rfo October 26, 2010
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Toole Sag

Toole sag means Puppy (literal translation : baby dog) mostly used to express love. In the persian language. Sometimes also used to call naughty children. It is not uncommon to hear it from Iranians. Not to be misunderstood as an insult.
by Ifcowscouldfly July 5, 2024
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cream tool

The act of being stupid, retarded, and/or extremely delayed.
"Boy, that Jim sure is a cream tool!"
by TessAmanda November 2, 2007
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