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Dirty Kel

When a girl is suckin dick while her dude is combing his pubic hair, and he cums on ur face then brushes ur hair wit the pubic comb.
This girl wanted to suck my dick, so while she was doin it i gave her a dirty kel.
by Chunky2425 January 10, 2009
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Dirty Terra

A dirty Terra is when you're shitcaced and take an 8 home and she blows you and puts a finger in your butt but tells you to cum because shes on her period so you do and then when you wake up in the morning her chin stumbles are tickling your balls for round two but it was a guy all along
by Matchstick121 May 20, 2019
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Dirty Tillie

When a girl uses her own crap as face paint
Person:Did you see that girl pull a Dirty Tillie
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dirty dayday

While eating the booty like groceries, your partner fails to mention the Taco Bell that they ate earlier, which has caused them to have bubble guts, mid intercourse. This leads to a volcanic eruption of feces that covers a great portion of your body & also gets all over the sheets. After showering & changing your bedding, you head back to bed falling asleep for the night. You wake up the following morning realizing you have slept through your alarm clock & are now late for work. Knowing that you took a shower before bed, you quickly get ready and rush off to work. While at work, a co-worker approaches you to let you know that you have something stuck to the back of your neck. You proceed to feel the back of your neck & notice a dry flake that you pick off. While examining it you realize this is dry feces that you must have missed from the night before. Before you can discretely dispose of the dried feces flake, your coworker realizes what it is & loudly announces “IS THAT SHIT?!?”. You being caught off guard & trying save face, quickly blurt out that it happened during sex, this leads to you being known as the “poop sex guy” at your work now.
“Eww! That guy smells like shit!”
“He must be having a dirty DayDay.”
by Dirty Day-Day April 29, 2020
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dirty pete

When u take your penis and rub it in between the boobies.
Her tits were so nice i wanted to give her a dirty pete
by Kyle March 19, 2004
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dirty ashlee

When he fucks your feet while you brush your Pomeranian and finger his butthole
Rocky is matted! Time to get a dirty Ashlee
by Trashville April 17, 2020
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dirty mudflaps

A righteous ba donka donk butt, the kind you'd just wanna stink your face in between and go BRRRRRRZANG
yobags, did you check the dirty mudflaps on that one?
by Jon Himself March 13, 2003
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