i dont know your life, i dont pour your cereal

if someone is insinuating that you know about their specific situation ... however the person you are speaking with has no clue ...

this phrase was invented 10/24/2016

I was born in cuba ... dont you know what ...

"i did not know that ... i dont know your life, i dont pour your cereal"

by Jewgene October 24, 2017

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Ask your doctor if this is right for you

"Ask your doctor if this is right for you" is what some of my cadet buddies teasingly ask me when they see me jerking off 3 - 5 times a day.

Some of my friends always tease me by telling me to "Ask your doctor if this is right for you"!

by eda-skip October 6, 2021

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get down with your bad self

to misbehave, to party, to lose control of oneself and do things one shouldn't do, to get in touch with the rebellious part of one's personality

Look at her, she's been screwing every guy she meets! Yeah, she's gettin down with her bad self.

by Roody September 7, 2005

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get the boner out of your eye

WHen some one is being a annoying and is incredibly pissy you say whoa get the boner out of your eye!

Oh my god, i got a B+ on my test i;m so upset!
Dude, get the boner out of your eye!

by dip December 9, 2004

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there's a jinn up your mom's ass

A phrase used among Muslims, typically used as a means of derailing a conversation when one person says something particularly hurtful or annoying to the other.

Fatima: Mohammed, why do you sound like a retard whenever you speak?
Mohammed: there's a jinn up your mom's ass.

by mynoduesp2303 November 6, 2018

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