MBA (man bun alert)

MBA is a warning to others that a "man" with a dog turd on his head is nearby.

Person 1: "Uh oh, MBA (man bun alert)."
Person 2: "Where's my pooper scooper?"

by Ancients_Arise October 31, 2022

bitch ass man whore

a guy that is a complete bitch around there friends but goes sleeping around with some dose dumb ass girls

Man whore: “i can’t hangout tonight doods, im going to my “moms””
Other guys: hm... he’s going to be a bitch ass man whore
(Goes around sleeping with some dose dumb ass girls)

by Imhavingagoodlife August 8, 2018

DADDY SHANAN MAN BEAST

DADDY SHANAN MAN BEAST IS THE SEXIEST MAN BEAST ON THE PLANET PLUTO

"HI IM DADDY SHANAN MAN BEAST WHAT IS YOUR NAME?"
"Oh hi my name is also daddy shanan man beast but from planet Milky Way. do you want to be my daddy shanan man beast daddy, shanan man beast

by Mr.shye October 26, 2020

Theon, you’re a good man

An expression you can say to someone when, after having a past of being a douchebag, they do something incredibly heroic

Theon, you’re a good man

by Dougtherug September 19, 2019

Old Man Walking Syndrome

An elder person who is 99% right, in regards to earthly things in the present and historical facts. Although 99% wrong about future events including( but not limited to) the fact that they are still alive after having “predicted” themselves dead for years.

Tom: “Old Mr. Higgins said that our economy is doomed to collapse in 3 weeks.”
Bob: “Well you know he’s been diagnosed with Old Man Walking Syndrome…. Sharp as a whip and dull as a spoon.

by Jack of trade June 27, 2023

you're the man now dog

The metamorphosis from a socially-assigned characterization as a universally deprecated tumor on the societal fabric to a pinnacle of relational desirability and validity as evidenced by the adoring prostrations of those less socially endowed as the result of the semi-divine portrayal of personal superiority through action.

Manny escaped his parents' brutish demands that he continue washing the dishes as his legally-dependent-youth-dictated-role required. His friend Antonio remarked on hearing of such an accomplishment, "You're the man now, dog!"

by Christian Ricker January 31, 2004

Butt Cheek Monster Man

A man with a buttcheek for a head and has no arms

Holy Crap It’s a Butt Cheek Monster Man

by Nijfhdksssjeked November 22, 2018