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Peel Your Cap Back

An event or experience so intense and mind-blowing, that it has the power to peel back the foreskin of an uncut penis.
Brian: Hey, did you see that flash mob hit the 7-11 on Charles?
Bill: Yeah, they trashed the place in like 15 seconds
Brian: I bet that doesn't happen up where you live
Bill: Hell, where I live, it'll peel your cap back just seeing more than 2 people at a store at once
by FriendOrFlake December 4, 2014
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Bob’s your auntie’s live-in lover

A updated version of "Bob's your uncle" that more accurately depicts the level of divorce in the modern world.

Definition: "there you go/it will be done and sorted"
to run a ps2 game you put in in the games console and bob's your anutie's live-in lover
by Chris January 28, 2004
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Old enough to kick your ass

What some teens say when an older person asks how old they are.
by Judge dredd7 October 20, 2011
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Take back your fuckin horse

To tell somebody else to "take back YOUR fuckin horse" means for that person to take back a problem they have cast upon you, without your willing consent.

When you throw or cast YOUR problem(s) onto somebody else, just to get that trash away, it will come back. The "Horse" is the problem, it can be anything that is causing issues for you, and you dont want anymore.

So to truely take back the horse, means the other person you cast it on, is fed up with having that shit on them, and they feel its time for you to deal with the problem, not just give to others.
Frank thinks: "Im fuckin tired of Betty always hitting on me, why wont that ulgy slut leave me alone!"
____The next Day___

Fred: "Hey Betty, i felt it was time for me to finnaly treat you right, so im gona hook you up with the coolest guy i know. trust me, he fucks like a tiger. His name is Tom."

Betty: "O hell ya, i havnt got laid in weeks, thanks ^_^"
::::::::Next day:::::::
Betty: "Hey tom, wanna fool around, im so horny right now"

Tom thinks: "Damnit Frank, i dont want this slut on me now -"TAKE BACK YOUR FUCKIN HORSE"-
by Elmo88 March 24, 2009
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Shove it up your ass sideways

Meaning;I don't give a f***! Get away or I'll kick your ass,my foot going in sideways! Used when extremly annoyed or pissed off by somebody. Also can be used as a comeback
Annoyed
Person 1:Oh,Oh,Oh can I have your autograph?!
Person 2: Just shove it up your ass sideways,damnit! D<

Comeback
Person 1:Coward!!
Person two:shove it up you ass sideways.
by FlippyHippy October 8, 2010
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Your in big mamas kitchen now

To be in someone else's territory/business. Often used to express being in over your head or being over helmed as a result of being to nosy or just being at the wrong place at the wrong time.
*Pull out gun* "Your in big mamas kitchen now" said sam to paul as he shot him
by Danilo goldfarb October 7, 2010
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National smash your homie day

April 14 is national smash your homie day where you and your homies smash
You:today is national smash your homie day
Homie:say less
Then you smash your homie
by Homie smasher April 14, 2020
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