Zach Herron Is My Man

MUH HUSBAND

Me: ZACH HERRON IS MY HUSBAND
Friend: SHut up! Wait, What happened to your crush?
Me: *squeaks* Zach Herron Is My Man

by @imrubyherron January 9, 2019

The Man vs. Billie Holliday

A show about a girl who has more hurdles to jump than everybody else in life.

Billie Holliday played herself in The Man vs. Billie Holliday. She outdid herself on this one.

by Solid Mantis February 26, 2021

Old Man Tongue Disease

when one uses his/her tongue repeatedly to moisten their lips...or smelling the air with their tongue. commonly found at bingo parlors or park benches...and persons over the age of 63.

' i saw a man earlier lick his lips 20-30 times in a minute like a snake...he must have had "old man tongue disease"!!

by therealdow August 27, 2012

MBA (man bun alert)

MBA is a warning to others that a "man" with a dog turd on his head is nearby.

Person 1: "Uh oh, MBA (man bun alert)."
Person 2: "Where's my pooper scooper?"

by Ancients_Arise October 31, 2022

White man doggy style

Fucking a woman from behind but your right hand is on her left hip or left ass cheek instead of right hand on right hip/ass cheek.

I smashed again last night but i gave her that white man doggy style.

by Remreepa September 17, 2019

The Man vs. Billie Holliday

A story about a girl who has more hurdles to jump than everybody else, and is therefore rougher than everybody else.

Billie Holliday played herself in the Man vs. Billie Holliday, she really outdid herself on this one.

by Solid Mantis February 26, 2021

gear 4 bum man

that one dude you know,strong as fuck but he always askin for stuff

me:bruh insert name is such a gear 4 bum man
homie:chill bro you kniw she got hooked on ciggies
me:danm she went from hot cheeto insert name to hot ciggie insert name huh.

by mcupgraded December 23, 2020