mom: go do your homework
son: go away. im off to a friend's house
mom: in which case, i refuse to help you to save your sinking titanic
son: go away. im off to a friend's house
mom: in which case, i refuse to help you to save your sinking titanic
by Sexydimma February 7, 2020
Get the to save your sinking Titanic mug.This is a very old rule of thumb: it is the calculation applied to a man's age that provides the age in a woman that he is most naturally attracted to physically. (Things change of course once you begin to actually TALK! :-o )
In recent years it has been misapplied to mean the lowest age that would be considered "decent" for him to date.
This new interpretation of the rule is actually quite bizarre when you consider the remarkable range of maturity among adults of both sexes at all ages.
In recent years it has been misapplied to mean the lowest age that would be considered "decent" for him to date.
This new interpretation of the rule is actually quite bizarre when you consider the remarkable range of maturity among adults of both sexes at all ages.
That 50 year old think's he'll be able to romance that 32 year old. I'm not surprised he's attracted to her - she is the proverbial "half-your-age-plus-seven" - but let's see how far they really go together.
by Art M. September 11, 2009
Get the half-your-age-plus-seven mug.It means you want to engage in sexual acts with the person. Instead of only using your middle finger to give someone the bird, adding your thumb let’s said person know you want to get it on with them.
Kyle: *Flips girl off with thumb*
Girl: “He flipped me off with his thumb. He wants to fuck! Flipping someone off with your thumb means they want to do it!”
Girl: “He flipped me off with his thumb. He wants to fuck! Flipping someone off with your thumb means they want to do it!”
by smile.dog.exe.1616 November 16, 2020
no definition necessary...
During and arguement:
Jenny says, "I don't need this FUCK YOU!".
Max says, "Fuck Me?....how about I FUCK MY FIST TO YOUR FACE!!!".
Jenny says, "I don't need this FUCK YOU!".
Max says, "Fuck Me?....how about I FUCK MY FIST TO YOUR FACE!!!".
by Orlando Fornaguera March 22, 2007
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Get the Hang Out with Your Dong Out mug.what Britney Spears likes to scream out randomly in the middle of concerts during her 2009 Circus tour
by ilovetbag April 13, 2009
Get the rock out with your cock out mug.a phraze used sence the beginning of time for the act in which a girl ( while giving head ) proceeds so say something along the lines of i love you, this is great, smells like beef cakes whatever.
or used in reference to talking while eating at the dinner table bitchy moms oftan use this to discourage kids from spitting mashed patatos at each other while yelling " go broncos "
or used in reference to talking while eating at the dinner table bitchy moms oftan use this to discourage kids from spitting mashed patatos at each other while yelling " go broncos "
girl : gobble gobble ( mutters i love you or yada yada )
guy: um dont talk with your mouth full
kid: ( spinage in the mouth ) god this fukin sucks
mom: listen nipple head dont talk with your mouth full
guy: um dont talk with your mouth full
kid: ( spinage in the mouth ) god this fukin sucks
mom: listen nipple head dont talk with your mouth full
by Daniel-b April 22, 2006
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