you caught me in my nightie

When someone is caught in the act of wearing something that looks hideous. Usually clothes you wear at night. It doesn’t have to be a nightie.

Howard: oh no what are you doing here?

Martin: I’m just getting some milk.
Howard: oh no, you caught me in my nightie.

by MeetMyMeat December 8, 2019

Not me

A person will use this term when talking about themselves. Typically used when saying who committed an undesirable action.

“Who put the lava lamp underground to make it a magma lamp? Not me!”

“Who shoved Larry into the pond and drowned him? Not me!”

by Sparkmaker12 June 5, 2024

Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles To Eliza Coupe: "'You Are Cute To Me'" And Eliza coupe To Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles: "'You Are Cute Too'"

Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles To Eliza Coupe: "'You Are Cute To Me'" And Eliza coupe To Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles: "'You Are Cute Too'"

Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles To Eliza Coupe: "'You Are Cute To Me'" And Eliza coupe To Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles: "'You Are Cute Too'"

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 15, 2025

Excuse me but what the fuck

Something you say when someone says something very cursed and/or messed up.

“I killed 17 people including my mother :D”
“Excuse me but what the fuck.”

by mohawkgavin April 30, 2021

kiss me baby one more time

a) the name of an old song by Britney Spears
b) new and improved phrase: please be kind enough to give me a second chance, since i know i screwed up

boy: baby, please. kiss me baby one more time; i know i screwed up and am willing to improve
girl: hell no! you don't know how to kiss or hug a girl.

by Sexydimma January 18, 2015

Pick me

Kaylaheyyy

A manipulative, repulsive pick me who had dated her whole guy friend group as in results of her in a bad situation.

by 330hey January 26, 2022

You choosing to do what you're doing isn't me being the problem

And I will murder your kids if you don't give me what I'm owed.

Hym "You choosing to do what you're doing isn't me being the problem. And if people keep murdering your kids, maybe YOU are all the problem. My kids haven't gotten murdered. So, I must be doing something right. I'm not the problem. Doing push-ups hasn't made you any better than you are. You and the fat slob YouTuber ARE THE SAME THING. You're not better than me. They just aren't doing to you what they are doing to me."

by Hym Iam May 1, 2024