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ur mum

when someone has nothing to say to a sentence, they say the phrase "ur mum" or a "ur mum" joke since they cant think of anything else with their nincompoop brain.
"Ugh i wish you would listen to me, even my mom listens better" "probably because ur mums so fat and her ears are so big even when shes tired of your bullshit she still has to"
by the real fish comfirmed May 28, 2023
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Jordans Mum

A nice lady with a fat assssssssssssssss, but dont be fooled when she damands family games!
Boy#1: Yo dude, did you see that chick with the fat ass?
Boy#2: Yeah dude, shes such a Jordans Mum!
by George Longfield November 19, 2020
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felicity's mum

Who's that

Felicity's mum

Oh she's fit
by 123yourgay March 5, 2017
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ur mum

the mysterious figur who will come and beat you up if you shit in the sink at exactly 4:20am when you shout among us at the top of your lungs 69 times- she will also end up skimming your family.
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Ur mum

Insult which has no meaning inside ur bum if u want cocaine sex soz I can’t help u but I sell weed at www.childcaptivity.com so come get some pornos
Alex:ur mum

Ur mum: no ur mum! Cos ur mums dumb! Cos she didn’t know what I did to ur dad yet!!!
by Slnkythemadnman December 29, 2019
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ur mum

""ur mum is cool"
by yurii₊˚✩彡 October 17, 2022
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jacks mum is fit

jacks mum is fit!
fax and has NYASH
by ansfuibidsg June 28, 2022
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