Wisconsin Butterfly

When a guy packs his semen into his own nose and then sneezes it onto the breasts of his partner.

I saw a guy in the Steak N Shake bathroom giving this chick a Wisconsin Butterfly. It got everywhere.

by viceroy of pickles July 3, 2014

Totally Wisco

Someone who's so Wisconsin it hurts.

Damn, could that chick be any more totally Wisco?

by Punitive D March 15, 2005

Witty Profiles

Witty profiles can be extremely addicting.

Obsession will occur.

School work will be put off until every single quote

on the top quotes list is read.

Witty profiles will know more about you than your friends

and family do, and you will pour every single thought into

your quotes.

You will always keep a notepad or something to r e c o r d your

quotes in so you don’t forget them.

Witty profiles will pretty much be your LIFE. <3

Witty Profiler: Dude have you heard of witty profiles?
Person: No?.?
Witty Profiler. o.O!

by Lovetwolovetwolive December 8, 2010

30 with a dick

A " 30 with a dick" is a gun with a extended magazine called the "Dick"

I got a 30 with a dick on me right now

by FoeFive45 May 10, 2017

R2D2 With A Hard On

Nick name for the naval Phalanx anti-missile defense gun derived from it's side profile.

Hey mate, check out our M61. It looks like R2D2 with a hard on!

Don't worry 'bout incoming. R2's hard. He'll take her down.

by Eddy June 17, 2007

Russell Wilson

the Qb for the seahawks. He just won the Superbowl.

Hes a very decent QB, but he has the best defense behind him. Its a good thing to have that behind you, but he plays every drive like its the final one, so Russell gets my vote over RGIII and Andrew Luck.

its sad that his biggest Idol, Drew Fleas, gets in doggie position awaiting the awesome Wilson and the Seahawks D. (defense you freaks)

in January of 2013, he lost to the Atlanta Falcons. i take pride knowing my team is the only one who beaten Russell Wilson in the post season.

Rise Up

drunk 49ers Fan: We're not the New Orleans Aints! we got 5 rings!

Russell Wilson: and how many rings did you get in the past 5 years?

Drunk 49ers Fan: ..........

by b17 February 2, 2014

Witch King

The Witch King of Angmar. An extremely badass villain from The Lord of the Rings: Return of the King. He is the Lord of the Nazgul, greatest of the Nine, in Gandalf's words. Flies around on a creature that kills Gondorian soldiers like they're ants. When on the ground, holds a huge-ass mace in one hand and a sword in the other. Leads the armies of Sauron to war. Has a badass image which is damaged when a woman (Eowyn from Rohan) kills him after giving a one-liner.

Do not come between a Nazgul and his prey.

Fool, no man can kill me!

I am no man!

by smartkid June 23, 2005