Big weed

a really large amount of weed

MAN I GOT BIG WEED AT HOME. IM NOT LOOKING FOR NO DIMES OR DUBS

by STUNNA MCNAB August 17, 2011

No weed left behind!!

You know no child left behind yea fuck that all bud will be smoked tf u doing leaving weed behind dumbass smh- E.L

Pothead1: You ready too go.
Pothead2: Bro u gonna just leave the weed u dropped rolling?
Pothead1: nah imma dust it off.
Pothead2: you ungrateful bitch! NO WEED LEFT BEHIND!!

by Kidd louie August 9, 2017

Pass the weed bitch

I don't like to pass the gas

She said pass the weed bitch i don't like to pass the gas blowing bubble blowing Zaza she got big ol titties i said goo goo goo ga ga monkey ass nigga uu u aa

by Quandale Dingle Manager June 9, 2022

Weed

What makes you drop your beer.

Hit of weed, cough, beer falls, more coughing.

by Fyasco October 1, 2008

Weed

The most amazing thing on earth !!

if weed is not legalized in 2 years i have no faith in civilisation period!

by UpInSmoke2001 January 18, 2010

ounce of weed

A meme that started on 4chan's music board /mu/. The original story is as follows:

>At a party
>Amazingly beautiful girl I had a huge beta crush on since forever is around
>She never notices me and never will
>Suddenly, a wild guitar appears
>Girl goes hyper, asks the guy who brought it to play it
>He stumbles trying to fondle the thing, clearly the guy has no clue
>Now's my chance, I actually play very well and I have a great singing voice
>Walk up to the guy, ask all smooth - "Excuse me, can I try it?"
>She gives me a definite look, I look back, definite something, god I can't believe I'm being so smooth
>She doesn't know I stalked her facebook, know how much she loves Wonderwall
>Guy gives me the guitar
>I take the guitar
>There's an ounce of weed taped to the back

Generally the format involves an unlikely story leading to a promising climax, but ends with an ounce of weed taped to something. Popular mutations of this regard an item being overpriced, the narrator inquiring about the item, and there being an ounce of weed taped to it. Sometimes the item does not function because the ounce of weed is taped inside of the item instead of outside, this is popular on the weapons board.

So I went to a car dealership, and noticed there was a car about $400 more than one that looked exactly like it. The salesman wouldn't tell me why either, they were even the same model. I checked both cars out, and they were part for part exactly the same. So I asked if i could take it for a test drive, and the salesman was a little hesitant. I get in and the car wont start, look in the exhaust pipe, ounce of weed taped in it.

by BmilTheLemen December 31, 2011

weed

A really fun "drug" that cant exactly hurt you (unless you do it everyday) and for people who say it will give you cancer and shit... guess what... cancer takes YEARS and YEARS to develop. Plus the people who say its for losers with no life and people do it to look cool.. well to me they are complete dumasses that need to look at life and be like theres a lot of fun things i can do... weed being one of them... also for the people who say people like me will go braindead i have a A B average and probably the reason why you say that is because youv'e NEVER tryed it so you'd NEVER know how fun it is

Guy1: Hey i just got some weed wanna go smoke a bowl?
Guy2: Your a dumass you'll die if you smoke that!
Guy1: (PUNCHES GUY2 IN THE FACE)
Guy1: Well your bleeding pretty badly from that punch.. ya know you could die from that too!

by Poppa Loppie June 14, 2007