What da fishes "answered with a grin" after Humpty Dumpty sternly warned them dat "it will be better to obey" his request dat they send him some of their primest specimens for his dinner-table, rather than his having to grumblingly continue with da disgusting bean-curd crap dat he was presently being obliged to gag down because he wasn't having any luck catching fish to eat.
Perhaps after Humpty Dumpty received da fishes' amused "Why, what a TEMPEH you are in!" response and thus failed at getting any tasty omega-oils-rich fillets to fry up, he instead began resorting to starchy white underground tubers for his sauteed sustenance, and dat's how "Da Great H. D." snacks company was founded.
by QuacksO January 27, 2021
Get the Why, what a TEMPEH you are in!mug. by crazydog_ March 24, 2024
Get the Why does it Hurtmug. 
Hym "Why? That was my question to you! I mean, I've probably already answered my own question. I... Am a very good guesser.... But I'm usually also very specific... And it's probably something more vague... I mean, the public justification is something along the lines of 'Blowing smoke up your own ass about principles to which you don't ever expect to adhere. Something about what you can't allow or what our country is.' But beyond that it's just you being an egotist. You KNOW that I am better than you and it's such a waste too because if you were like me you could just help all of the poor people and you would be totally selfless in doing it and you wouldn't need any of the things I'm demanding. You want to condemn me to an anti-fate. You don't give a flying fuck if I stab the kid. You know you could stop it. Because anything other than me getting what I want is good enough for you. And you don't care what has to happen or who has to pay the price. So your right. It is limitations. Not mine. But yours. It's YOU limiting ME... But only because I DON'T HAVE TO LIMIT YOU! There's nothing to limit! Joe Rogan could bash his head on your ceiling without standing all the way up! That's the twilight zone take. That's the 'why' that's going on here."
by Hym Iam May 17, 2025
Get the Whymug. by Ole Sweet February 4, 2018
Get the tang whymug. by imjustrllybored June 30, 2023
Get the tell me whymug. 2 year old me: WAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!
My dad: Ryan Ryan, why you crying? Ryan Ryan, sounds like you're dying. Ryan Ryan, change your butt now! Ding ding ding ding ding!
~silence~
My dad: Ryan Ryan, why you crying? Ryan Ryan, sounds like you're dying. Ryan Ryan, change your butt now! Ding ding ding ding ding!
~silence~
by Retard_Ryan March 9, 2023
Get the Ryan Ryan, why you crying? Ryan Ryan, sounds like you're dying. Ryan Ryan, change your butt now! Ding ding ding ding ding!mug.