what ev

Shortened, yuppie, version of the oh-so-popular, "whatever."

Popular among sorority girls and others of that caliber.

"I'm sorry, but I don't have a condom."
"What ev, just do it."

by Benjamin Bode June 4, 2005

What the snakes?

To express a feeling of confusion i.e. "What the hell?"

Kid 1: I just made out with a window licker that rides the short bus to school!
Kid 2: What the Snakes?

by moe deca 1200 September 26, 2006

What The Bob

What The Bob (or "wtb") is an alternative way of saying what the fuck (or "wtf"). Bob refers to the drummer of My Chemical Romance, Bob Bryar.

(w)FireAtWill(w) Says:
TODAY I SAW A GIANT OCTOPUS
Chemical__Chloe__MCR Says:
what the bob?

by Chemical Chloe January 4, 2008

What the Moses!

a term commonly used by one Paul Guerrero. this term is often vocalized during a moment of surprise or disbelief.

"What the Moses! that guy almost got killed!"

by Pooru May 22, 2006

what the tits

When you want to say "what the fuck" but you are always thinking about tits on some subsconscious level, and as such, you say "what the tits" instead.

Also use: Why the tits? Who the tits? Tits the tits?

Jennifer, you ate all the rice! WHAT THE TITS??!

by Freddizle fo' Shizzle May 26, 2016

What The Diu

When something amazing, extraordinary, gay, sad, frightening, or for whatever reason. Used to replace holy shit, oh shit, what the fuck, diu, etc

What the diu?? Is that an eggroll?

by TWG's VC August 16, 2008

what to search

Extreme definition of boredom

Oh, I am so bored I don't even know what to search.

by amcrate September 19, 2020