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Twitter

A platform used by unvaccinated jobless morons whose motto of life is to get offended by something and then use up that offended energy onto a worthless attempt to boycott a company and cancel a person.
"Don't do that buddy, you might trend on twitter if someone notices what you did"
by SoggyFlake December 2, 2020
mugGet the Twittermug.

The twitter

The vacant wasted space between a woman’s twat (vagina) and her shitter (butthole).

THE TWITTER!!
What do u call the spoace between the twat and the shitter ,,,??

“The twitter
by Scott_sporto the 1st May 26, 2025
mugGet the The twittermug.

Twitter

I mean it speaks for its self.

jack- "they are you on twitter"
sam- "You mean hell?"
by TheGuyWhoSpeaks November 5, 2022
mugGet the Twittermug.

twitter shagger

The Twitter Shagger is a cryptid that is said to dwell somewhere in the depths of the social media website twitter.com.

Very little is currently known about the Twitter Shagger other than that
1. whatever it is, it is probably horny, and
2. everybody on Twitter wants to know what it is.

There is not yet any consensus among Cryptozoologists as to what sort of creature the Twitter Shagger is, since descriptions taken from alleged sightings of the beast vary wildly, but some have speculated that the Twitter Shagger either physically resembles, or has a particular fondness for, parrots.
Someone on Twitter (probably): "Can someone please tell me who or what a #TwitterShagger is, and why the hell is it trending?!?"

Someone else: "It's 2:00 in the morning and I'm still trying to figure out who the Twitter Shagger is."
mugGet the twitter shaggermug.

Twitter Posting

A niche community of Twitter users, which saw a peak in activity in early-to-mid 2023, where each account would have a particular niche they would post popular memes remixed to fit said niche or post to Twitter in-character. Activity in this sub-group died down towards the end of 2023 as drama inside the community involving certain high-follower users ended up causing severe friction and the initial fad wore out, although some accounts are still actively posting.

The word stems from the popular internet slang of ‘Shitposting’.
Person 1: Did you hear about those Twitter Posting guys?
Person 2: Oh yeah, that was a thing, wasn’t it?
by Octagonal Revolver March 11, 2024
mugGet the Twitter Postingmug.

Twitter

The space between a woman's twat and her sitter, thus her twitter.
The last woman I was with had a hairy twitter.
by Snot Box December 6, 2020
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Twitter

A Place where any type of opinion is automatically offensive and if anyone notices your comment, You're done for.
Random twitter user: I prefer McDonalds instead of burger king

Other Twitter user: OMG THIS PERSON LIKES MCDONALDS!?!?!?11?!?//

Everyone: !!!
by Yeeetur November 1, 2020
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