Titanic twat

when a girls vag is so loose, if she were to lay down the Titanic could could sail through her vagina like it was cave.

after i got done banging that girl she had a titanic twat

by brohood4life December 23, 2009

twat plug

another slang word for anything that stops the blood from running during menstruation

oh man my tounge was just used as a twat plug. i just got my red wings

by ass master January 18, 2003

twat waffle

The idiot that gets on your last damn nerve. The person you know that suffers from excessive verbal diarrhea. The one you want to smack in the face with a pick-axe. The person who has done it all and done it better than you.

Jewell is always talking about how great he is compared to 'regular people'. He's such a twat waffle.

by Yep I'm that guy March 12, 2018

monkey twat

A jackass who claims to live in "BevHills," drive luxurious sports cars(Pinto?), swim in "big pools"(of his own urine?), and date hot women(mail-order brides from third-world countries?).

Flinky loves to shove his head up monkey twats.

by Awesome3000 November 10, 2008

butt twat

Someone who uses their butt hole like a common twat! Or someone who enjoys anal sex sometimes referred to as D-Luv.

Joe-"That new guy at work is kinda cool"
Stan-"No, I heard that guy is a real butt twat"
Joe-"You're right D-Luv"

by R-Danger December 5, 2007

Stripper Twat

When a woman's vagina smells so bad, it's like that whiff you get at a strip club from a woman who has been "working" all day.

Or: The typical diet of a stripper that results in a foul bodily by-product, aka, ( vaginal fluid ) from smoking cigarrets, vomiting their lunch/dinner, Alcohol, abuse of astringent drugs and that dreaded lack of hygiene... wiping thier poop foward instead of backwards.

The girl I went out with last night took her panties off when we got back to my place. She wreaked of "stripper twat". It was so bad that it made my Cat's litter box smell like a bouque of freshly picked flowers.

by gunshowjsm July 6, 2010

twat swatting

The lesbian version of cock blocking; when someone messes with a dyke's mojo

Yo, I'm sorry about last night's twat swatting. I didn't realize you had a girl with you. I'm sorry if I interrupted anything.

This femme's ex-boyfriend just didn't know when to quit! He wouldn't leave us the hell alone! Fucking twat swatter.

by JkT October 20, 2005