Tuna power

A rare power help by only the filthiest of them all. Tuna power. Can be activated and deactivated when necassery. Make sure you remember to turn it off in the following circumstances:

When meeting hot dick

When at a job interview

Feel free to charge up your tuna power when near the coast.

Can be easily activated by violently opening your legs and saying 'tuna power, activate.'

Can be easily activated by doing the opposite.

Yo look at that hot dick

Megan 'tuna power deactivate'
Izzy 'tuna power deactivate'

Megan 'sorted?'
Izzy 'sorted.'

(Based on real events)

by Sophie lambert September 11, 2016

tuna slap

that moment when you want to slap someone so hard with a tuna

she is such a bish that i really want to tuna slap her, hard. in the face

by call me senpai August 30, 2016

Tuna tossed salad

When a man ejaculates semen on a woman's anus and then proceed's to eat it out.

After Steve finished on Marry's anus he proceeded to give her a tuna tossed salad.

by Maptain_R July 21, 2016

tuggai

native american slang for "dirty dick"

native 1: Hey moonyow
native 2: I'm not a moonyow tuggai, square up.

by native_kiid July 21, 2016

Tuna Surprize

When a woman sits on your face naked, and points her vagina at your mouth, and queefs/pussy farts

I broke with my girlfriend after she gave me a Tuna Surprize

by I_like_to_nom_boobs May 13, 2016

Tuna Belly

When a large girl's vagina and belly meet together, also referred to as a gunt or bubba-gina.

Dude, check out the tuna belly on her.

by Bad News Bond July 16, 2016

Tuna76

Tuna76 is a Thunfisch that is 76 years old.

I ate Tuna76.

by Thunfisch27 January 1, 2017