A parody of the episodes of Star Trek (the original series) on Youtube, in which each episode is crudely dubbed over, yet still faithful to the storyline and shortened to 5 minutes or under. Similar to more popular yugioh abridged series and Sailor Moon Abridged series, but caters more towards stoners and trekkies (and especially trekkie stoners).
Stoner: Man that new Star Trek movie was sweet, I should watch the original series, but that'll take forever.
Trekkie: Watch Star Trek Abridged, you can watch a whole season of episodes by the time it takes you to watch one actual episode
Trekkie: Watch Star Trek Abridged, you can watch a whole season of episodes by the time it takes you to watch one actual episode
by getHIGHwatchSTARTREKABRIDGED December 10, 2010
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Typically this expression is used to preface something you know will provoke a negative reaction. The term was originally coined by media-personality Glenn Beck in the 2000's.
Typically this expression is used to preface something you know will provoke a negative reaction. The term was originally coined by media-personality Glenn Beck in the 2000's.
"...before I say this, I'm going to climb into the safety tree so you can't yell at me. Now that I'm in the safety tree; Are you sure you want to wear those pants? I mean 5 years ago you could do it, but today... ummmm NO."
by proaudio55 October 8, 2012
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Person A: Linus, I always want a gin and tonic in my hand. Do not let me see the bottom of the glass.
Linus: Of course. We call that the "Kennedy Treatment" .
Person A: Exactly! I'll take the "Kennedy Treatment"
Linus: Of course. We call that the "Kennedy Treatment" .
Person A: Exactly! I'll take the "Kennedy Treatment"
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Using the Montana Tree Stand, with his taint securely anchored to his Hank's face, Bubba was able to spot a herd of antelope on the horizon.
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