Toaster Thot

A toaster thot is someone who is fake depressed and is a hoe. The toaster means toaster in bath tub.

Person 1: Why is Courtney acting so depressed all the time.
Person 2: Oh shes not actually shes just a toaster thot

by Desthomes September 17, 2019

Toaster

an incubator providing a controlled environment for the care and protection of premature or unusually small babies.

“Hey, congratulations, I heard your baby got out of the toaster yesterday”

by Namedtoby March 10, 2020

Toaster jizzle

When you nut on a toaster strudel and give it to your girls friends at a sleepover

“You should give her the toaster jizzle man!”

by XxOrangeTrashxX March 23, 2020

Toasterosis

The strong belief that one is a toster, that said person tries to live their daily life as a toaster

Hey did u hear that our new math teacher has toasterosis?
Jimmy Fallon is starting to come down with Toasterosis

by Mr Mxyzptlk April 29, 2020

toatered

Absolutely fried to the point of an almost in to an unfunctional level

Dude me and this dude hit this dab and I was fucking toatered

by Mcdingletron June 13, 2020

toaster

1. a common kitchen appliance or person that is simple but always seems to roast the shit out of my toast.

Ed: Look Jimmy is being a toaster again.
Jon: That Jimmy is always ruining my bread.
Ed: How the f#*k do you mess up toasting bread!

by Rasta Boi July 20, 2020

Toaster ec

Toaster ec is a toaster who chats on discord. hes a bit mean and cannot be loyal.
Hes also straight
and hates munkeen sometimes

Toaster ec is so cool.
Toaster ec gonna have a livestream!?!?!

by dkzjclz0 August 13, 2020