tongue kagels

Act of linking envelopes.

I just licked 250 envelopes. I really got my tongue kagels in today.

by Ron Plaetzer July 13, 2006

Yoshi tongue

When a man’s sack and balls dangle out from his shorts, thus resembling Yoshi’s outstretched tongue when he tries to catch and eat Goombas in Mario.

“Did you see that guy’s Yoshi tongue”

“Yeah, must be trying to catch him some Goombas”

by Ed word Murphy June 22, 2022

smack tongue

Something that your girlfriend or wife says not to do when you go out and she's not with you.

Man: I'm going out with my friends tonight, want to come?
Girl: No, I'm tired. Just don't smack tongue tonight.

by Chriscu November 30, 2015

Tongue Hung

The title you give someone who gives the best oral sex you've ever had in your life. The gender reversed term of Throat Goat.

Me to my BFF: ugh that guy's such a douche, I only keep seeing him because he's so tongue hung.

by GenericCultLeader February 28, 2021

tongue of a sailor

To be potty mouthed

Someone who swears or curses alot

Person1: Is that Rick? He lookes like a nice guy

Person2: Yeah, Rick looks kind but he’s got a tongue of a sailor

by Rick:] September 24, 2021

Purple Tongue

1. Inserting a grape jolly rancher into a vagina and eating/sucking it to the point your tongue turns purple. (Male version below.), Inserting a grape jolly rancher into the tip of a penis and eating/sucking it to the point your tongue turns purple.
2. You are not receiving enough oxygen and your tongue is turning a blueish/purplish colour.

**made up names**

Josh: "Last night was wild, Amaya gave me a purple jolly rancher and I gave her a Purple Tongue job!"
Trent: "What the fuck dude..!? You know I have a crush on Amaya."

by みすりす September 22, 2022

Two thumbs tongue bum

When you stick both your thumbs in someone's bum Prying and gaping it then sticking your tongue in

Dude! I got the best two thumbs tongue bum last night.

by Warday1780 December 10, 2022