Dude Food

When two straight man suck each other's dicks. No homo.

"Hey man, can I get some dude food?" *unzips pants*
"Hell yeah my dude!"
(No Homo implied)

by bing bing bung June 23, 2016

hamster food

When you shove your hamster in your anus and go about your day normally.

Tim: Hey Johnny you're walking kinda funny is everything alright?
Johnny: Yep just a little Hamster Food.

by Errect Phalic Member May 27, 2016

Shitwhole Foods

A grocery chain offering overpriced African and Haitian organic and non-GMO products, and catering primarily to glutards, soccer moms, and unusually irritating subspecies of vegans.

"Why do we need more than Irish meals from McDonald's anyway?" thundered the obese con man with the dead ferret on his head. "I don't want creole or couscous from Shitwhole Foods."

by kemibe January 15, 2018

food waste

廚餘

There is such a large amount of food waste.

by TeaChan January 25, 2017

Food Police

Worthless idiots who can't understand the fact that people need to fuel their bodies to stay alive, and thus feel motivated to make asinine comments whenever they see someone eating.

Food Police: OMG you guys are eating THAT?
Normal Person 1: Yes, we're eating dinner. Holy crap, alert the media.
Normal Person 2: *snickers*
Food Police: But don't you know that -
Normal Person 2: What, that people have the right to eat the foods they like, in order to fuel their bodies? We sure do!
Normal Person 1: Exactly. Seems like you're the only one here that's confused.

Food Police: <staggers away, looking absolutely horrified>

by Hazelwudi December 8, 2019

elevator food

Piss and shit on the floor; bonus points if it includes vomit.

Dienda Dude, get a whiff of that elevator food.
Botha Shut the fuck up.

by ekzilo December 9, 2019

Whoke foods

When what you're shopping for isn't nearly as important as where you're shopping for it.

"Are those locally sourced vegetables? "
"Of course... I always shop WHOKE FOODS"

by Treblatsirc December 18, 2019