Kim Seyoon aka Wow (the Italian fake), because he's always an epic fail. Just go to his profile, there's nothing to explain.
by daeficiente October 17, 2017
Get the Epic failmug. 1. n. A fail that occurs in a situation where being clutch is of the utmost importance.
2. v. To perform a clutch fail.
2. v. To perform a clutch fail.
1. Football announcer: Williams drops back in the pocket, looks around, he decides to run... He might get to the end zone... Oh! He tripped at the 1 yard line! What a clutch fail!
2. Announcer #2: Oh, I can't believe it! He clutch failed!
2. Announcer #2: Oh, I can't believe it! He clutch failed!
by nogotti August 22, 2011
Get the clutch failmug. <.7.9.7.6.>after years of substance abuse and many failed rehabilitations, Sparta continued to fight for music and what it represents<.7.9.7.6.>
<.7.9.7.6.>after years of substance abuse and many failed rehabilitations, Sparta continued to fight for music and what it represents<.7.9.7.6.>
by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 13, 2025
Get the <.7.9.7.6.>after years of substance abuse and many failed rehabilitations, Sparta continued to fight for music and what it represents<.7.9.7.6.>mug. 
(Verb)
To be Gar-Failed is to know disappointment at a cosmic level: like Garfield waking up to an empty lasagna pan. Every Wednesday you get your hopes up—bowling shoes rented, camera ready, dough rising—and every Wednesday such bestie pulls a Gar-Fail, leaving you holding nothing but regret and extra pepperoni.
To be Gar-Failed is to know disappointment at a cosmic level: like Garfield waking up to an empty lasagna pan. Every Wednesday you get your hopes up—bowling shoes rented, camera ready, dough rising—and every Wednesday such bestie pulls a Gar-Fail, leaving you holding nothing but regret and extra pepperoni.
Example:
“Thought we were making pizza and going bowling, but Greg Gar-Failed me again.”
One-liner roasts:
When Garfield hates Mondays, but Greg makes you hate Wednesdays.
To be left standing alone in bowling shoes, holding a camera and a homemade pizza sauce.
Greg ghosts Garfield Day harder than Garfield ghosts diets.
“Thought we were making pizza and going bowling, but Greg Gar-Failed me again.”
One-liner roasts:
When Garfield hates Mondays, but Greg makes you hate Wednesdays.
To be left standing alone in bowling shoes, holding a camera and a homemade pizza sauce.
Greg ghosts Garfield Day harder than Garfield ghosts diets.
by __notmeg__ August 26, 2025
Get the Gar-Failedmug. He is a complete flop. He failed in his exam. He was snubbed by the company when he sought a job there. He even failed to win the heart of his girlfried as she jilted him. Nothing fails like failure, isn't it?
by uttam maharjan June 7, 2011
Get the nothing fails like failuremug. basically they wanted to collect every particle of a human female menstrual period cycle to study and analyze the egg that's being discarded through this process but they couldn't ever find a female clean or enough or hygienic enough to work with during these end times...and they look to me for an solution and i had a simple one that i did not offer it and ask them to leave me out of science the study and research of the world around them because its purely can be nonsense and heresy...and its too deep for me to speak on if i wanted to ...i have more important things to worry about instead of an unfertilized rotten egg...just an cliche expression not a true definitive expression because again i have no knowledge of what's going on during this process
do they have to study absolutely everything like that and The Virgin Essence failed experimentation too? they look for a cure in everything but their own shit.
by Megasus Thirst Jesus Christ June 7, 2022
Get the The Virgin Essence failed experimentationmug.