With a bit of spit it, everything will fit

The age-old secret of using a little saliva as a makeshift lubricant, turning the impossible into the possible.

It winks at the art of navigating tight squeezes and snug fits, whether in life’s little physical challenges or its more intimate encounters.

- Amazed that this phrase hadn’t been recorded yet, I felt compelled to share this ancient wisdom with the world. I could even win us the war agains the aliens oneway (along duct-tape, WD40 and tyraps).

“When the key wouldn’t turn in the lock, she leaned in close and whispered, ‘Remember, with a bit of spit it, everything will fit.’ And just like that, the door swung open as if it had been waiting for her touch.”

by Guydelastep February 26, 2024

termite spit

The secretion of a termite.

A termite mound is made with mud, sand and termite spit.

by Ritacca February 15, 2023

take a spit

1)to take a cigarette break / taking a drag of a smokable substance

2) to be spat on

1) •"gonna take a spit" he said while exiting the building
• "take a spit'" they said while passing *smokable substance*

by YourHolySpirit March 6, 2022

Spit on that thang

One move in bed that makes a man go crazy every time.

Gotta give him that HAWK TUAH and spit on that thang

by spitonthatthang June 20, 2024

rectum spit

When juice from an asshole leaks out after a tremendous pounding, tends to be a milky brown paste sometimes with a little red in it if the ass hole was ripped.

Hey Kyle what happen to your face?

Kyle: it's rectum spit from Dj's ass it dripped on me,

by Stevie plug your girl June 30, 2016

kittie spit

Fluid from the vagina as it is being aroused

"yo, your mom got Kittie Spit all over me."
"What the actual fuck?"

by guessilldefine September 6, 2018

spit fish

When you spit into a fish's booty hole and then cook it

I spit fished this floppy boy.

by Spitfisher May 3, 2018