Shark Week

A time to have a fine monthly wine with your tuna, salmon, roast beef, egg plant, pumpkin pie, squash, (or whatever type of colored food you want to reference a vagina with) while dinning down. Also a week where you have something to wash down any fur, hair, or other foreign matter in the case of non compliance of the standard shaved winery hole.

"I'll be glad for Shark Week, I'm tired of such a dull tasting pussy."

For rednecks - "Yeehew, Shark Week, can't wait to git home an see my sister!!!"

by Wordsy McWordersan November 21, 2013

Shark Tight

1.When someone is a whole lot more up tight than a virgin or their vagina; they are as tight as a shark's gill.

2.When something is very awesome or cool.

1."Bro, how was your date last night?"

"It was horrible, that bitch was shark tight."

"Oh, ouch bro, that sucks..."
2. "Dude, The Dark Knight was sick and shark tight why that movie with the owl wasn't".

by The_Mixers7992 November 4, 2010

cutty shark

A local kid in your town who steals and commonly uses methamphetamine.

I almost got jumped by that cutty shark back there

by Jairo Ortiz March 31, 2005

shower shark

A bathroom tweaker who only smokes their glass dick when they are claiming to be in the shower, that way the dope smoke can be disguised with the steam from the shower, and they don't have to share because as far as anyone knows all they did was really take a shower....

My man is acting like a SHOWER SHARK because he doesn't want to share the pipe and keeps insisting that he isn't even lit, when I know he was smoking in the shower!

by DeLiReOuS! April 10, 2007

nugget (shark)

another way of not saying a swear word.

common sentances i've used and heard are "what a nugget (shark)" or "You nugget!" :)

by alibabe2006*a*u*s* April 23, 2006

Shark eye

When a female looks up at you sideways as she's giving you head.

Jenny looks so good giving me head, especially when she's givin' me the shark eye.

by lane3192 March 26, 2018

Land Shark

A Virginia Beach Budweiser sales rep who preys on female vacationers, getting them drunk on the alcoholic beverage of the same name in hopes of hooking up later.

Female 1: That beer rep keeps giving us free drinks.

Female 2: Ewww...stay away from him. He's a total land shark.

by KSU1982 April 9, 2009