Double Cheek Kiss

when 2 girls kiss a boys cheeks, one on the left, and one on the right.

Emily: Oh my god, Ashley, Jake loved it when we gave him a double cheek kiss!
Ashley: I'm so glad he loves us!

by UrbanDictionaryIsReal March 15, 2023

salty cheeks

When someone cried and the tears left residue due to them drying up.

It can be heard in the song "Parallel Universe" by Red Hot Chilli Peppers
"Kill the pressure, It's raining on salty cheeks"

by Dorissima April 13, 2025

I smack butt cheeks: The First Juvenile Release.

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Person 343: I smack butt cheeks: The First Juvenile Release.

by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 9, 2025

Cheeks

Cheeks-Large damaging buttocks, that at full force, can destroy large homes, cause losses of cars, road cracking, and hurricanes when certain physical activities take place.

Abby came to my house and fell getting out of her car on her cheeks, and my shingles Mmmm foundation cracked.

by Teddyt2112 February 25, 2023

JP Cheek

Whoah...Dude, this guy is like so totally hott. I mean really! He is dead sexy!

It's JP! Awoogah! Awoogah!

by Mufasa April 4, 2005

Hit The Shiddy/Right Cheek Creep

When you or someone else takes a fat shit/ when you discover a massive unflushed shit in a gas station bathroom.

HOLY SHIT, THE TOILET SEAT IS STAINED BROWN!!!
HE HIT THE SHIDDY/RIGHT CHEEK CREEP'D ALL OVER IT😭😭

by Un2siast January 30, 2024

cheek wreckoning

A multi-use phrase that can express good sex, injury, or humiliation.

Ah dude I gave her a real good cheek wreckoning last night.

Did you see that biker get hit by a car? He got his cheeks wreckoned!

by thecheekwreckoner November 4, 2020