Benjamin Button

Where a man pushes his non erect penis back inside himself then pulls the nutsac up over the inverted disco stick creating the button effect. Reversing the appearance of manhood.

Avoid that clown he likes to Benjamin Button .

by Sagiaquarius October 7, 2018

fucked up button

When one of your buttons is fucked up. Then you take it away and remove the attachment it works better than before.

My name is Liam and all my buttons have gone thru the "fucked up button" process.

by anonymous March 23, 2021

popbob button dupe

the dupiest dupe of the femtosecond when popbob came from heaven and revealed BUTTON FOUND AT -726 95 51. The traoxlian jvm couldn't handle the 1.7.10 hygot IllegalArgumentException crash when the Exception Connecting:ReadTimeoutException : null so it packet translated to the glitchy 2nfg anti blacklist §c§lERROR barrier hypixel:null method and the serialization cache hit null crash antiglitch. The mega method was abused by glitchers of the future like cyborg mason or shawntel

rip popbob button dupe 6/25/2025

by quantumglitcha June 25, 2025

Sneeze button

What the snooze button looks like when you are half asleep and not wearing eyeglasses (when you normally wear eyeglasses)

*Morning alarm comes from smartphone*

Phone screen (according to my eyes): "Sneeze"

Me: *hits the snooze button*

*ten minutes later*

*Morning alarm goes off again*

Me: "Fuck! I overslept. Why did I hit the sneeze button?"

by Leopards14 December 6, 2023

The Admiral’s Buttons

A sexual act wherein a man ejaculates in several discrete blobs from just below a woman’s navel straight upwards to just above her breasts, resembling the buttons on the coat of an admiral’s uniform.

Guy A: Did I tell you about my Tindr hookup?

Guy B: No, but since you’re bringing it up, I’m guessing you gave her The Admiral’s Buttons!

Guy A: Yep — the double-breasted version!

Alternatively…

Girl A: I let Tucker give me The Admiral’s Buttons last night.

Girl B: That was 12 hours ago and you still haven’t washed it off, you skank!

by Refenestrated December 28, 2021

Button

Give up talking.

"Alright, I'll button up. What would you like to talk about instead?"

by Arminkshipper July 8, 2024

button up your lip your ship is sinking

Buttoning up your lip means to quit snitching on your people or yourself for your ship is sinking

Yo rat button up your lip your ship is sinking

by HollowLlama January 26, 2018