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Slicing beef

To end a feud.
Jennas mom: Uhhh..maddie. I thought i was the coolest mom, but now we got beef. So im pullin up! anddd we’re slicing beef girl.
by madds47 October 2, 2023
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Beef Joint

a mass of flesh usually rigid and stiff,
girls like to roll that shit lick that shit blow it>
Amanda is soooooo good at puffin the beef joint!
by Quest1 December 31, 2008
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Beef Jerk

Giving a handjob to someone that you hate i.e have beef with.
Kyle's such a dick, but still i ending up wanking him off. I'll never beef jerk again..
by frogurban745 September 21, 2019
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beef jockey

Fuck me that wee lad is a complete beef jockey
by OrmeauRoadBadBoy96 September 15, 2016
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shitty beef

Where a situation is terrible for anyone involved.
Brad: So the cops came and everyone was underage...
Tom: that’s some shitty beef man..
by Geigs33 June 13, 2018
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Beef jerky

A beef jerky.

A beef jerky is the act of giving or receiving a handjob using ground beef as a lubricant. Usual one would use saliva or some sort of lube for a handjob; a beef jerky requires uncooked ground beef.

Why do you ask? Say your camping, forgot to bring lube and both you and your partner have the pasties. Look no further then a pack or room temperature ground beef.

You can also use other ground meats.

If your partner vigorously jerks fast enough this will create enough heat to have a meal after sex.
I don’t feel like having sex tonight babe, how about a beef jerky?
by Chokiecat March 8, 2019
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Tool beef

A beefy tool. He will have a greasy beard and moustache that curls around his lips. He will choose Pilsner over water anyday.
Man, that guy is a serious Tool Beef.
by BritEvans April 20, 2019
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