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Couch Weed

Weed that falls into the couch, either in a bag or not, and is found sometime after it feel into the couch.
Dude! I found some couch weed!
by smashedwindshield January 24, 2010
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weed cutting

Lucy's bean burrito dinner and the hashish afterwards led to a lot of weed cutting
by exptruth09 June 11, 2010
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lake weed

lake weed is how george fisher of cannibal corpse says liquid in the song i cum blood.

lake weed is also the nasty stuff in lakes. like the dead fishes and stuff.
george fisher- "swollen with lake weed, ready to burst!"

Thompson-"man, shit there is a lot of lake weed in this lake! but that girl has a bra outline so its okay.
by slugvag July 6, 2009
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weed hallucination

Olfactory hallucination of marijuana in a home or vehicle. Most often heard by motorists as "I smell marijuana" by law enforcement officers as an excuse (probable cause) to search a vehicle.
Even though I hadn't smoked pot since 1980, the state trooper was in the midst of a weed hallucination and insisted he could search the trunk of my car.
by ferolily December 14, 2014
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bleach weed

A flavor of bleach usually drank by depressed drug dealers. It is the best flavor of bleach found on the black market it's a good drink to go with the weed brownies
Yo nigga you got my bleach weed
No
Yo what the fuck you want a bullet in your ass

No I'll have it tomorrow

Fuck no I have to rape you now
"Gay screams in the back ground"
by Bleach weed bleach weed March 22, 2017
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Weed Shark

Weed sharks are always high. Normally Pink. They always steal your girl
Man he is such a weed shark.

I know right?
by Mxlllyyy June 6, 2018
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Guerrilla Weeding

Inspired by the Guerrilla Gardening movement, it is a way to improve a neighbourhood by entering public and private gardens and performing any kind of maintenance that is required, such as weeding, pruning, and thinning. If one already has the tools, it is a zero-cost activity that can be done at any time.
Granddaughter: You were a long time on your walk, Grandma.
Grandmother: Yes, dear, that's because I was Guerrilla Weeding the neighbour's garden. They really need to look after their gypsophila better.
by Matti! Matti! Matti! August 12, 2012
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