Touch a boy dick day

On October 25 its touch a boy dick day

go up to a boy in touch his dick cause its National touch a boy dick day

by Jaybird the goat October 21, 2019

Touch tit tuesday

Every second Tuesday you get to touch the others sex breasts

Can’t wait till touch tit Tuesday cause I wanna touch some tits

by Pusydestroyer69 October 1, 2019

3 Touch Rule

It's a thing in Middle school when, your dating a girl, and the first touch is holding hands, the second touch is boobs, and the third touch is the butt.

I don't think Miles will ever be able to do the 3 touch rule to a girl, with a voice like that.

by El Banana King March 23, 2016

National touch ass day

Everybody gets to touch ass because its national touch ass day every april 12th

Boys im gonna touch her ass beacause its national touch ass day

by Tfydugugfi April 11, 2019

dick cookie touch down

Hot and Gooey. Fresh out of the oven. When the home team scores ,Cum on a girl's face while you're eating a cookie and watching football.

My girlfriend was pissed when i gave her a dick cookie touch down.

by The Black Muffin Man November 13, 2013

Hide and go touch the badger

A game where people go hide and then they go find a badger to touch, or any other random object. You win by touching the most stuff. It's also one of the most random questions anyone could ever ask.

Hey bryant, want to play hide and go touch the badger?
-sure nick, but i need to go touch something else before i go do that.

by N1ck October 21, 2005

Touch me not so near

(v.) Dude, lay off, I know what I’m doing so don’t bug me about it. Sheesh.

Hey buddy, touch me not so near; you’re just an intern so until you get this job stop being a backseat driver.

by thisisformyproject November 30, 2009