tank holiday

When you have just enough fuel to get to a petrol station but fuel deliveries are impossible due to a corrupt and incompetent government making a right bollocks of the supply chain by limiting the free movement of labour.

As is often seen in post-Brexit Great Britain.

Employee on phone: “Sorry guv, I can’t make it in today, tank holiday, innit?”
Boss: “Not you as well‽ Sigh. Thanks for letting me know.”

by Daycoder October 3, 2021

Little Tank

Asher

Little tank we need your assistance at the front desk

by Bigger Tank March 15, 2024

Tank boy

A tank boy is a hefty gym lad who has significant muscle gain

Friend: “woah did you see him?”
Me: “yeah man, he’s a right tank boy”

by Limeyboi August 28, 2019

Crime Tank

A body of accomplished criminals providing advice, ideas and solutions to specific political and/or economic problems facing the criminal organization that employs them.

The Sinaloa Cartel has assembled their Crime Tank and is currently strategizing El Chapo's next escape. The Sinaloa Crime Tank was behind his tunnel escape in 2015.

by Lufaluabu November 13, 2018

Tanking

The chairperson quietening down a verbose committee member by emitting a series of shhh's to the point that they sound like Thomas the Tank Engine

Gee Darren, I know Jane was interjecting a lot but I am not sure that she deserved that tanking

by sidface October 20, 2020

Tanks

Thanking another person in a toddler-like voice

Girlfriend: “I went grocery shopping for us!”
Boyfriend: “..Tanks”

by Tanks4lyfe June 7, 2019

Tank

Is is daddÿ

Tank Is Daddÿ he is daddÿ and good looking. follow me -tankkkioo on insta amos tankkfrm071 appreciate it

by Tank Is Daddy November 22, 2021