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scared the squirrel

when someone jumps boundaries in a relationship (romantic, sexual, or friendship) prematurely, causing the other person to back away, or, in more extreme cases, leave the relationship altogether. It's the equivalent of holding an acorn in your hand and trying to lure a squirrel out of a tree, then waving your arms wildly in the air and scaring the squirrel back up the tree.
I haven't even met the guy yet, and he's emailing me that it's going to be hard to focus on our dinner because he'll be too busy getting 'lost in my eyes.' There won't be any dinner. He just scared the squirrel.
by Steven Herraiz December 23, 2019
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Squirrel dinner

When you eat nothing but nuts (almonds, cashews, etc) for days on end to slim down.
Do you know what Cillian Murphy had to do to slim down for Oppenheimer? He had one almond a day. Dude had a squirrel dinner.
by Magenta Mage August 12, 2023
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squirrel

by stay don't stray June 29, 2019
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Squirreler

The squirreler scampered up the tree.
by Dr. Dictionary. November 22, 2022
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Squirrel Lips

The lips of a black person.
“Damn than boy got some squirrel lips
by Numerical Wizard July 20, 2022
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squirrel

a way of turning or running away if you dont want to kiss someone and pretending to see a squirrel and or chase it (works for me). Like if its a gross guy.....
Brandon: "Kiss me."
Maria: "Ummmmmm.....Squirrel!!!!!" (Looks to side and runs)
Brandon: Wuhhh??
by snarglylurb February 3, 2012
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Wrong antique squirrel

A phrase to say when someone says a phrase wrong; A phrase to say when someone says a phrase in the wrong context.
by Skully X_X June 12, 2018
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