she says alot of things

Def:A counter-phrase to the phrase:thats what she said

ex:
Chuck Norris:Thats a hard one.
Man:Thats what she said! XD
Chuck Norris:She says alot of things,now doesnt she?
Man:I guess now that you ment-
*Chuck Norris then roundhouse-kicks the poor,poor,stupid man*

she says alot of things thats what she said

by Bizz70 February 10, 2010

She who hesitates salivates

She who emphatically declines food when offered then later asks & complains when its all been eaten later salivates.

I ask my wife if she would like some chocolate and she declines, but is distraught later when it's all gone. I answer she who hesitates salivates.

by The original Kenty November 22, 2010

stop she was in my biology class

When someone makes a joke about suicide you can say, "Stop she was in my biology class".

Did you hear about Meghan?

"STOP SHE WAS IN MY BIOLOGY CLASS!"

by GaryWinthrop69 April 21, 2017

she sells see shells by the shee-

FUCK!

ok, she sells see sells- god dammit
she she- hold on I'll get it
she sells see shells by the shee- son of a bitch

by she sells she-this is bullshit March 30, 2021

she busy rn lil bro

The most heart wrenching text a man could ever recieve.

Guy: i miss u bae😞
Girl (the guy shes cheating with): she busy rn lil bro😂 *View 2 attachments*

by PUSSY DESTROYER🔥🔥‼️🔊🔊 April 30, 2023

She Wouldn't Have To Ask Twice

Expression used by a male to indicate that he would engage in intercourse with a desireable female.

Man 1: "Did you see the tits on Celeste?! She's friggin smokin'!"

Man 2: "Yeah, let me tell you, She Wouldn't Have To Ask Twice!"

by JasoRobi (BuggieBlade) May 15, 2008

I hope she sees this bro

Phrase to use when a man's been simping. When a man, usually unattractive, publicly tweets at, or otherwise contacts, a girl who is usually out of their league with excessive compliments and/or the offering of money, you hit them with this. Anyone who received this phrase should automatically lose your respect. Stay away.

Tweet from @SoylentIsAwesome:
@pokimanelol
You're amazing, stunning. I want to give you money. What's your cashapp?
Tweet from @ChadBenja:
@SoylentIsAwesome
I hope she sees this bro.

by officialpyrocynical May 28, 2020