by ShinDigDoo December 27, 2020

from what i know this is a australian word, mums is another way of saying you're swearing on your mums life
by yeeeeeeeeeeeet yah May 12, 2020

The woman who is always there for you. No matter what you do you can always count on her to save your ass from the shit you get into. She will love you no matter what happens. She always knows whats best for you and is there for you when your scared. She is also the woman who can give you 5 chores that will most probably take 20 minutes each within 3 minutes and expect you to finish them by the time she gets home.
Mum: I want you to wash the dishes, fold the towels, clean your room and make the house spotless by the time I get home or your in trouble.
Daughter: MUM!! THATS NOT FAIR!!!
Mum: I’ll be home in 10 minutes.
Daughter: I’m screwed....
Daughter: MUM!! THATS NOT FAIR!!!
Mum: I’ll be home in 10 minutes.
Daughter: I’m screwed....
by RVH August 11, 2018

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by Triple H WWE April 2, 2022

Example:
Person 1: Come on. Is there really nothing you want for your birthday?
Person 2: yeah only one thing. A date with your mum.
Person 1: wow. That was one of the best Your mum jokes
Person 1: Come on. Is there really nothing you want for your birthday?
Person 2: yeah only one thing. A date with your mum.
Person 1: wow. That was one of the best Your mum jokes
by Sexypianogql January 9, 2023

A New Farm Mum, or as the south side of Brisbane calls them, a Bulimba Mum, is a mother who naturally marries a young man, bound to be successful. These mother's drive range rovers, give their children posh names and send them to either All Hallow’s School or St. Joseph’s College, Gregory Terrace. The name "New Farm” comes from the north side suburb of New Farm, in Brisbane, Queensland, Australia. The suburb is believed to be the wealthiest in the north side, and hence, is associated with these wealthy mothers. Although these mothers are thought to be privileged, the public perception on them is slowly changing to one of respect. Many believe these mothers are solely responsible for creating and raising the elite and aristocracy of Australia, and therefore, are responsible for creating the bright future Australia is bound to have. A New Farm Mum is an insult and a compliment at the same time.
She is such a New Farm Mum.
Oh, nah yeah, my mum is a total New Farm Mum.
What’s my chosen career path? Well obviously a New Farm Mum.
Oh, nah yeah, my mum is a total New Farm Mum.
What’s my chosen career path? Well obviously a New Farm Mum.
by That Scoalable Guy November 28, 2018
