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Vegan Law

Similar to Godwin's Law - in that most vegans assume they are better than non-vegans just because they are vegan. Sadly, turns out to be false in the vast majority of cases.
She invoked vegan law on me - she assumed she was better than me because she doesn't use animal products.
by Britannica 2018 May 27, 2018
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Romero's Law

The point in a conversation of any topic where Zombies or the Undead are brought up. Similar to Godwin's Law, in that, whomever brings up Zombies has automatically lost the argument.
Original Post: "I have a question for you all. When recruiting/interviewing/hiring how do you rank qualities/qualifications of a candidate?"

Response: "I use one based on an old example of a previous work situation, but I leave out the names of clients. Then ask them how they would go about solving it. There is one that I'd like to use to test a persons character and reaction by throwing in something totally random to find out what they would say. Like, there's news that a zombie outbreak has happened in the city, what would you do next?. Something like that would open up a persons true character, but I'm not brave enough to bring that up, maybe you should and tell us how it goes ;D"

The response invoked Romero's Law
by Master Dingo October 5, 2011
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Sheppard's Law

If you get on top in a fight after you just got you ass kicked. Then you tell people you won such fight.
Sheppard's Law say he won.
by BloodyGums December 14, 2010
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The Scopes Law

The term was coined by Gaming Steve Message Board member Logan Felipe in a thread discussing evolution*. The law is named after "the State of Tennessee v. John Thomas Scopes", a court case that provides a well documented, real world example of the law in action. The law's creation was also partially inspired by Godwin's Law.

*Note: This entry is not in any way intended to reflect the views and opinions of the Gaming Steve Message Board. All views expressed belong solely to Logan Felipe.
The Scopes Law states: "When discussing evolution in the presence of a creationist, the discussion always becomes a religious debate".
by Logan Felipe November 2, 2008
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Affleck's Law

Calling everyone who doesn't agree with you a racist, when race has nothing to do with it.
Affleck's Law.

Sam: Islam is the mother lode of bad ideas.

Affleck: Racist!

Everyone with a half a brain: Umm, Affleck, islam's not a race.
by Mojo1961 October 9, 2014
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Bacon Law

The Bacon Law as it is known states that when someone doesn't want bacon they are wrong and bacon is right.
When someone doesn't want bacon you have the right to invoke the bacon law which automatically makes them wrong.

Oh you don't want bacon? Bacon Law states that you are wrong!
by lady lover 2000 December 9, 2012
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Keasey's Law

The hypothesis that the size of a male's penis is inversely proportional to how much of an asshole they are.
Person A: That guy is such a dick.
Person B: Ironically, according to Keasey's Law, he has a small dick too.
by M y n o d ue s Pruoy May 1, 2010
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