Take care of home

What a man says when he acts like he really be doing everything by going to work and paying a bill or two but actually don't take care of a damn thing at home including his woman, fixing shit, yard work or chores. He actually don't take care of home at all. He just feels that way.

Why u trippin?? I take care of home don't I???

by Fakeainthere September 21, 2018

im going home

the best phrase ever. can be used when one is so furstrated, they give up. or when something is so lame, they cant stand it anymore. came from Cartman

1. Forget this shiznit ya'll, im going home!
2. You guys are so lame, im going home!

by Ninj4 October 14, 2003

Leave the DNA at home

In reference to someone with a wicked cold / cough / flu, telling them to stay at home with their own flem chunks

Dude1: (Cough, Hack), I don't feel so good!

Dude2: Dude, don't go to work, leave the DNA at home!

by jpkaty October 7, 2009

go fuck home

to get the fuck outta here;

alex: "man goatse massacre sucks dick!"
miguel: "hey faggot, go fuck home"
alex: ". . . ."

by kevincarnage October 10, 2008

canadian home invasion

When your partner uses a denim strap-on covered in maple syrup on you.

Our relationship was in need of some excitement, so I let her give me a Canadian home invasion.

by GrimmWCS March 23, 2016

Home le' sexual

This is a person that only has sex with homeless people of his or her gender. Perferably homeless french people.

Who Big Matty? Man that guy is a Home le' sexual. He only gets down with a guy if he doesn't shave and smells like cheese dude.

by Matt, Steve, & Travis :() January 9, 2014

Home Court Advantage, The

The natural advantage that one female will have if they are... in the act with another female. This comes from "knowing the turf" better than most guys.

Martha: I hooked up with Cindy last night at Paco's party.
Mary: How was it?
Martha: Wicked Awesome. She knew exactly what buttons to press.
Mary: Ah, yes, The Home Court Advantage.

by BThomps August 30, 2005