Dirty Hitler

Similar to the Dirty Sanchez. Instead of a man or woman sticking there entire index finger up there own turd cutter covering it with poopy. Dirty Hitler only differs in this aspect you just lightly graze the tip of your finger with whichever kinda butt flem is there. And just lightly graze your spouses upper lip directly in the middle as she sleeps. (The point?) And when she wakes she will scream and yell in a different language do to the amount of vomit falling from her face.

She pissed me off.............. Its Dirty Hitler time.

by This is complete billshit February 22, 2021

reverse Hitler

Responsible for the livelihood and survivability; no matter the genus or specific species of mankind or the animal kingdom, both known and unknown.

"Damn, Erika Thompson is like the reverse Hitler of bees."

by Anonuser1954 March 12, 2021

Happy Hitler

When you threaten to commit the second Holocaust to a certain minority.

“I fucking hate these niggers all they do is camp they probably aren’t ready when I Happy Hitler them”

by Sawyer is a whitescarver April 7, 2021

Hitler

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Hitler is unpog champ

by SpiderboyMSG June 3, 2021

Adolf Hitler

A man who can't invade the Soviet Union

"I Adolf Hitler can Invade the Soviet Union in under 5 months"-Someone who can't invade the Soviet Union in under 5 months

by JFKLover9999 June 8, 2021

Hitler

Killer of Osama Bin Laden, birther of vekks mithioklask and will reject being found by orclaes as prey. Will piss and/or shit to negate the negation. May use queerass of war rig. Loves Huckleberry. Great ad clear. Cannot be trusted near Lowes. Watches all the Marvel Movies and jerks off to Red Skull, from Fortnite. Non-binary....Hip hop and R&B singer.

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by Lychee's Brokerage Institute May 23, 2021

Cervix Hitler

A man whose fragile ego disintegrates upon hearing that a woman he loved experienced an intimate encounter with an extraordinarily well-endowed ex-partner—one so physically impactful that it allegedly "hit" and opened her cervix. Overwhelmed by feelings of inadequacy, he reacts by adopting authoritarian, hyper-misogynistic ideologies, imposing radical sexist restrictions in a desperate attempt to reassert control over women, their bodies, and his own wounded pride.

Etymology: A satirical portmanteau blending cervix hitter (a crude term referencing the ex’s anatomical feat) with Hitler (symbolizing the man’s extreme, overblown response).

"After finding out his ex-wife dated an NBA player, Steve went full Cervix Hitler and started posting manifestos about banning yoga pants."

"After learning that Laura’s ex was nicknamed ‘The Hammer,’ Greg spiraled into Cervix Hitler mode and started campaigning against women’s gyms."

"It wasn’t the breakup that turned him into a Cervix Hitler; it was when she described her ex as 'a literal tripod.'"

by Oiphaisles November 28, 2024