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epic chain-fail

Similar to chainfail / chain-fail / chain fail, "Epic Chain-Fail", is a series of fails, usually (in strictest sense of epic chain fail, not mere hyperbole) deal-breaking fails, not just minor fails, not only in a experiential or temporal successsion, but also in another dimension, or exponentiating too.

fail < chain fail < epic chain fail
fail < epic fail < epic chain fail

either chain fail, or epic fail could be worse, depending on the specifics. there is no worse than epic chain fail known. there is no "chain epic fail", as the "epic" in "epic chain fail" already implies fail os of epic proportion, either (strictly) in each fail's own right, or as the cumulative result.
computing:
"I tried google+. fails with privacy/security/bigbrother concerns, getting so far into my social life to know more about me than just searches, they admit they report it to govs. fails in having to use 1 of the 4 big name browsers. fails with useragent change. even with right browwser, fails with another dozen annoyances in it's interface, each a deal-breaker, i decided i'd made too many allowances, time to declaire googleplus epic chain-fail, being so widespread, likely to spread further as users get locked in (to it AND browsers), wanting to talk to their friends on it."

physics:
"the reaction in a nuclear explosion, is like an epic chain-fail on the atomic/subatomic level"

social relations:
"he had been t-total for 38 years, drank too much cough syrup, which lead to drinking a bottle of tequilla, and some meths. he trashed his house, killed his baby, raped and severely beat his wife, set the neighbour's house on fire, called up everyone on his phone ruining all his relationships, tried having sex with a child's ride out-side a charity shop, swam next to a sewage pipe, had unprotected sex with several prostitutes, to wake up several days later in prison, with a guard explaining he burned down half the town, contracted and spread several diseases, alienated himself to the nation, and was facing charges of manslaughter, assault, rape, vandalism and much more. ...all because he didn't read the label on the cough syrup. epic chain fail."
by digitteknohippie August 3, 2012
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pathepic fail

A mixture of pathetic fail and epic fail.
*Friend has just fallen off chair*

witness: Hahahaha what a pathepic fail!!
by randomer!!! March 15, 2011
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regift fail

When someone re-gifts you a gift, and doesn't even realize that it is a gift that you originally gave them.
My friend totally regifted me a necklace for my birthday that I gave her for Christmas a week before!! Regift fail.
by Yelsie December 31, 2010
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fail basket

someone or something that fails, commonly said after a failed activity
by winbucket November 5, 2010
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Fail Bucket

A term used to point out fails like: Jokes, Stunts, Magic Tricks ect.
Person 1: Wanna here a funny joke?

Person 2: Sure!

Person 1: So there's a sick crow on a branch and he says to a hawk: I think I'm a about to crow-up on you!

Person 2: ....

Person 1: So what do you think?

Person 2: .... That is a new joke added to The Fail Bucket

Person 1: Oh......Ok :(
by CaptainJefe April 7, 2010
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Fail

A mistake. When someone or a group of people do something wrong. For example, when America decided to make Trump President.
Trump is such a fail, Harambae for president make America ape again.

OMG, when Trump became president it was such a fail
by Subham November 10, 2016
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Acrylic Fails

Acrylic Fails means two bad ass bitches doing great things with their spare time. Acrylic Fails girls are so much fun to be around and most people wish they were them. They are usually found sipping and painting badly, wearing acrylic nails and making acrylic fails. Their fans buy these paintings and the money is all donated to charity - how bloody good! Found in New Zealand but fans can be found all over the globe.
"Wow I listened to Acrylic Fails latest podcast today I laughed my ass off!"
"I know right, I bought one of Acrylic Fails paintings and hung it in my main entranceway"
by Bobplaysgolf November 26, 2021
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