Tumbling Asian

When you are getting head from a woman at the top of the stairs. Then you ejaculate in her eyes causing her to squint, lose her balance, and fall down the stairs.

Bro I was getting topped off last night by Tiffany on the stairway then I blasted on her face, she couldn’t see, then fell backwards down the stairs like a tumbling Asian.

by BallsMahoney75 March 01, 2019

Asian Eyes

When a man places his ball sack onto another's eyes or brow region causing the eyes to close or "slit".

When Jimmy passed out at the party Gerry gave him asian eyes!

by aaahhhaaa April 16, 2009

Salty Asian

one that is from an asian ethnicity and has a tendancy to tasty salty

Alexa Wolff is a salty asian

by notemilyormay May 24, 2009

Fake Asian

Someone who has one caucasian parent and another parent of Asian descent.

E.g. Natalie Chapman is Fake Asian

by De Bushman November 14, 2020

Asian Orange

1.The chemical substance that kills all plant life in an area of a jungle valley.

2. Chemical substance sprayed in North Viet-nam by the U.S. Air Force to kill all plant life in the jungles.

Maj. Benson flew over Norht Viet-nam and sprayed Asian Orange over the rain forest

by Super Trouper September 30, 2003

I'm not Asian -.-

something most non-Asians say who are mistakenly thought of as "Asians" say to correct others and their friends of their own non-Asian ethnicity.

online, it is followed with an "Unamused" or "Asian Face" emoticon. -.- or -_-

irl, a face of un-amusement or glare is put on as the non-Asian corrects their peer(s).

Matt: "Asian Face -_-"
Jeff: "I'm not Asian -.-"
Roger: "He is clearly not Asian"
Andrew: "He's Filipino"
Jeff: "Thank You!
Matt: "...You look Asian"
Jeff: "I'M NOT ASIAN! -.-"

by Novikane May 18, 2011

Asian Blowjob

The sexual act of shooting cum in the eyes of your partner and immediately sticking your penis back in her mouth. The intended effect is for your partner to have chinky eyes from the burning sensation of semen, and to scream at you in a thick Asian accent due to the large (or small) penis in her mouth imparing her speech. This sexual act is similar to, but slightly different than the sexual act known as the "Angry Pirate".

Me: "Omg yes I came!"
Girl: "radaradarada"
Me: "Aww an Asian Blowjob? How sweet of you!"
Girl: *bites penis and storms off*
Me (Now single due to Asian Blowjob): "Worth it."

by LickableNutz October 13, 2014